CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, THE WORLD'S NUMBER ONE PARTY GIRL, PARIS HILTON, DOES NOT DRINK.
I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL, CLAIMS PARIS.
PARIS SAYS THAT IF YOU EVER SEE HER WITH A DRINK IN HER HAND, IT'LL BE THIS.
WHAT IS PARIS HILTON'S FAVORITE DRINK?
"CITIZEN CAIN"
"YOUNG FRANKINCENSE"
"AN INCONVENIENT RUTH"
"WHEN HARRY STONED SALLY"
"JEWS 3-D"
"SAMSON AND DELILAH GO TO WHITE CASTLE"
"MENNONITE COWBOY"
"CHEECH AND CHONG'S UP IN SMOTE"
"THE NUTTY CONFESSOR"
"A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO GALILEE"
"DEUTERONOMY, WHERE'S MY CAR?"
"STOP! OR MY FATHER WILL SMITE"
"I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST PASSOVER"
"X-ODUS MEN"
"TORAH! TORAH! TORAH!"
"ARKTANIC"
"THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY"
"BRUCE ALL SMITEY"
"NAPOLEON MENNONITE"
"AMERICAN PIOUS"
"JEW-NO"
"CAIN SPOTTING"
"JERICHO MAGUIRE"
I HATE DOING LAUNDRY.
I DON'T SEPARATE THE COLORS FROM THE WHITES.
I PUT THEM TOGETHER AND LET THEM LEARN FROM THEIR CULTURAL DIFFERENCES.
THOMAS EDISON IS UNIVERSALLY RECOGNIZED AS ONE OF THE GREAT GENIUSES IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
WHAT WAS UNUSUAL ABOUT THOMAS EDISON'S READING HABITS?
IN 1984, I DID A B-MOVIE CALLED SURF II. THIS CLIP ON YOUTUBE IS THE VERY LAST SCENE IN THE MOVIE.
I LOVED FILMING SURF II, BECAUSE I LOVED THE CAST SO MUCH MOSTLY.
YOU WILL SEE ERIC STOLTZ, WHO WAS GREAT - HE WAS TO GIVE SUCH INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCES IN MASK AND PULP FICTION. I USED TO PLAY POKER ALL THE TIME WITH ERIC.
THE BLONDE BOMBSHELL IS CAROL WAYNE. SADLY, CAROL WAS TO DIE EARLY THE NEXT YEAR, IN A MYSTERIOUS DROWNING. SHE WAS A VERY NICE LADY.
THERE WAS NO "SURF I", JUST "SURF II". (THAT WAS THE JOKE!). AS MANY CRITICS POINTED OUT - AFTER SEEING "SURF II", THERE WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE A "SURF III".
CLEAVON LITTLE, WHO WAS SO GOOD IN BLAZING SADDLES, WAS IN IT TOO. LOTS OF GREAT OLD FRIENDS AND FUN MEMORIES. IT FUN FILMING AT THE BEACH- LOTS OF GIRLS IN BIKINIS!!! SURF II IS ONE OF THE FEW FILMS WHERE I PLAYED A BAD GUY. I PLAYED MENLO SCHWARTEZER, A MAD SCIENTIST WHO IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY GETTING THEM TO DRINK A HYPNOTIC DRINK I INVENTED CALLED "BUZZ COLA".
SURF II IS NOT OUT ON DVD, BUT YOU STILL GET IT ON VHS (CLICK THE LINK IN THE RIGHT COLUMN), AND WHILE I HAVE A FEELING YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH, THERE ARE A FEW GOOD LAUGHS.
ADOLF EICHMAN, THE NOTORIOUS NAZI, OBVIOUSLY HAD A TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. FOR HIS LAST MEAL HE ORDERED A BOTTLE OF ISRAELI WINE.
TED BUNDY'S LAST MEAL: STEAK, EGGS, HASH BROWNS AND COFFEE. ODDLY, MEMBERS OF PETA ACTUALLY ASKED BUNDY NOT TO ORDER MEAT FOR HIS FINAL MEAL.
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH ORDERED ICE CREAM FOR HIS LAST MEAL.
THE MOST POPULAR FOOD TO ORDER BY DEATH ROW PRISONERS FOR THEIR LAST MEAL IS FRENCH FRIES.
STRANGEST GONE WITH THE WIND AUDITION? POSSIBLY WHEN ELIZABETH MENPRIE SCREEN TESTED FOR THE ROLE OF SCARLETT'S MAID MAMMY. NO, ELIZABETH DIDN'T GET THE ROLE, HATTIE MCDANIEL DID. HATTIE WON AN OSCAR TOO (SHE WAS THE FIRST EVER AFRICAN-AMERICAN TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD). SO ELIZABETH HAD TO GO BACK TO HER "DAY JOB" - BEING A COOK FOR PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
A POPULAR URBAN LEGEND SAYS THAT MEL BLANC, THE CARTON VOICE-OVER LEGEND WHO VOICED BUGS BUNNY, WAS ALLERGIC TO CARROTS. THERE WOULD SEEM TO BE NO VERIFICATION TO THIS RUMOR. BLANC NEVER SAID IT HIMSELF AND NO ONE WHO KNEW OR WORKED WITH HIM CAN SUBSTATIATE IT. TRUE, BLANC DID HATE CARROTS. HE TRIED CHEWING IN OTHER VEGETABLES WHILE DOING BUGS' VOICE, BUT HE FOUND NONE SOUNDED AS PERFECT AS AN ACTUAL CARROT. BLANC WOULD TAKE A BITE OF THE CARROT, CHEW IT, DO THE BUGS VOICE, THEN SPIT IT OUT INTO A WASTE BASKET.
THEY COME IN FOUR SIZES:
SHORT
TALL
GRANDE
VENTI
WHAT ARE THEY?
THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT IS A SLICE OF PURE AMERICANA.
ALTHOUGH THE TV RATINGS HAVE DROPPED IN RECENT YEARS, WHICH IS A SHAME, IT IS STILL PROBABLY THE MOST FAMOUS BEAUTY CONTEST IN THE UNITED STATES, POSSIBLY THE WORLD.
THE 1933 MISS AMERICA PAGEANT WILL ALWAYS STAND AS THE BENCHMARK FOR MOST DISASTEROUS MISS AMERICA PAGEANT EVER.
IN THE 1933 CONTEST, THE FOLLOWING OCCURED.....
MISS WEST VIRGINIA HAD TO DROP OUT BECAUSE OF STOMACH PAINS AFTER SHE ATE LOBSTER WITH HER ICE CREAM.
MISS NEW YORK COLLAPSED ONSTAGE FROM AN ABCESSED TOOTH.
MISS OKLAHOMA WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL FOR AN EMERGENCY APPENDECTOMY.
MISS ARKANSAS WAS REVEALED TO BE MARRIED.
MISS IOWA, MISS ILLINOIS AND MISS IDAHO, WERE ALL DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE THEY DID NOT ACTUALLY RESIDE IN IOWA, ILLINOIS OR IDAHO, RESPECTIVELY.
15-YEAR-OLD (!!!!) MISS CONNECTICUT WAS FINALLY DECLARED THE WINNER.
THE CROWN WAS SO BIG, IT CAME RIGHT DOWN OVER MY EYES, SHE SAID, IT MADE ME LOOK RETARDED.
THE CROWN WAS STOLEN THE NEXT DAY AND NEVER RECOVERED.
WHO GOT AN IRONIC TICKET FOR SPEEDING ON SEPTEMBER 30, 1955?
I WAS TRYING TO DAYDREAM BUT MY MIND KEPT WANDERING...
HILLARY CLINTON WAS RECENTLY ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE A "DREAM DATE WITH ANY GUY", WHO WOULD SHE CHOOSE?
WHO DID SHE CHOOSE?
WHEN YOU THINK OF CLASSIC MOVIE COMEDY, THE "ROAD" PICTURES WITH BOB HOPE AND BING CROSBY COME TO MIND. HOPE AND CROSBY BECAME AN IMMORTAL MOVIE COMEDY PAIR IN THESE DELIGHTFUL PICTURES. BUT THE FIRST "ROAD" MOVIE - ROAD TO SINGAPORE WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN FOR GEORGE BURNS AND GRACIE ALLEN. THEY COULDN'T DO IT. THE NEXT CHOICE TO STAR WAS ACTUALLY FRED MACMURRAY AND JACK OAKIE. NO GO. BOB AND BING WERE THE THIRD CHOICE TO TEAM UP.
BACKSTAGE FOOD REQUESTS OF MUSICIANS (THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL CLAUSES IN THE CONTRACTS OF MUSICIANS)
THE ROLLING STONES: SMART, WELL-GROOMED HOSTESSES TO ASSIST IN SERVING FOOD
PRINCE: HERBAL TEA, HONEY, FOUR LEMONS
ELTON JOHN: ABSOLUTELY NO COLD CUTS
FRANK SINATRA: 24 CHILLED JUMBO SHRIMP
GUNS 'N ROSES: 1 ORDER OF FETTUCINI ALFREDO
TINA TURNER: 1 PINT CHOCOLATE MILK
THE BEACH BOYS: 1 SMALL BOWL OF WHITE (NO RED) PISTACHIO NUTS
ZZ TOP: 1 CAN SQUEEZED AMERICAN CHEESE
BRITNEY SPEARS: 1 BAG COOL RANCH DORITOS; 1 BOX ALTOIDS RED
KISS: 6 CARAMEL RICE CAKES
BURT BACHARACH: CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER
LYNYRD SKYNYRD: FRESH FRUIT IN SEASON WITH PLENTY OF WATERMELON
AEROSMITH: CORN ON THE COB, FRESH EARS, COOKED 3 MINUTES ONLY
THE WHO: SMALL VEGETABLE TRAY, LARGE FRUIT BOWL
BARENAKED LADIES: LARGE, ASSORTED FRUIT PLATE FOR 12 (BE CREATIVE PLEASE...)
WHICH ACTRESS HAD THIS PHRASE:
AN ACTOR IS SOMETHING LESS HAN A MAN; AN ACTRESS IS MORE THAN A WOMAN.
INSCRIBED ON HER CIGARETTE CASE?
A MILD-MANNERED, TIMID-LOOKING MAN SAT AT A TABLE IN A LOCAL BAR. HE SAT STARING INTENTLY AT HIS DRINK. HE KEPT TIMIDLY STARING AT IT FOR 10, 20, 30 MINUTES.
FINALLY, A LOCAL BAR ROOM BRAWLER CAME OVER TO HIS TABLE AND SAT HIMSELF DOWN. THE BULLY PUSHED THE LITTLE MAN ASIDE AND GUZZLED DOWN THE DRINK HIMSELF. THE BRAWLER LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND WIPED HIS MOUTH ON HIS SLEEVE.
THE NERDY LITTLE MAN WAS VERY SURPRISED AND STARTED CRYING.
DAMN!, SAID THE BULLY, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D TAKE IT SO HARD, LITTLE FELLA.
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE, SAID THE LITTLE MAN, FIRST, I'M LATE FOR WORK AND MY BOSS FIRES ME. THEN, I GO TO LEAVE AND I FIND MY CAR WAS STOLEN. THEN, I TAKE A TAXI HOME AND I LEAVE MY WALLET IN THE CAB. THEN, I ARRIVE HOME AND I FIND MY WIFE IN BED WITH THE POOL BOY.
WELL, I GUESS THIS JUST AIN'T YOUR DAY, CHUCKLED THE BULLY, TOO BAD!
YES, SAID THE MILD-MANNERED MAN, AND AFTER ALL THAT, YOU SHOW UP AND DRINK ALL MY POISON.
WHAT WAS THE LAST COUNTRY IN THE AMERICAS TO ABOLISH SLAVERY, IN 1888?
QUESTION FROM FAMILY FEUD (ASKED OF 100 MARRIED WOMEN):
YOUR HUSBAND MAY NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BUT HE DOES HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR WITH SOMETHING. WHAT IS IT?
1) HIS SPORTS- 32
2) HIS CAR- 17
3) COMPUTER/GAMES- 8
4) HIS JOB- 6
5) HIS DOG/PET- 6
6) HIS FOOD- 4
WHO IS THE YOUNGEST PERSON TO EVER APPEAR ON A #1 ALBUM?
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