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July 05, 2009

AN ODD STORY

BRITISH ACTOR ANTHONY HOPKINS SIGNED UP TO DO THE LEAD ROLE IN THE GIRL FROM PETROVKA. THE PLAY WAS BASED ON THE BOOK BY GEORGE FEIFER.

HE TRAVELED TO LONDON TO PICK UP A COPY OF THE BOOK FOR RESEARCH. ALTHOUGH HE VISITED MANY BOOKSTORES, HE WAS UNABLE TO FIND A COPY ANYWHERE. WAITING FOR A TRAIN AT AN UNDERGROUND STATION, HOPKINS NOTICED A BOOK SITTING ON A BENCH NEAR HIM, APPARENTLY DISCARDED. WHEN HE WENT OVER TO SEE WHAT THE BOOK WAS, HE WAS AMAZED TO FIND IT WAS THE GIRL FROM PETROVKA, THE VERY BOOK HE'D BEEN SEARCHING FOR.

AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH - YEARS LATER HOPKINS WAS INTRODUCED TO THE BOOK'S AUTHOR, GEORGE FEIFER. DISCUSSING THE FILM AND THE BOOK IT WAS BASED ON,  FEIFER MENTIONED OFFHAND THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE A COPY OF THE BOOK HIMSELF ANYMORE. HE'D LOANED IT TO A FRIEND YEARS AGO, WHO'D LOST IT SOMEWHERE IN LONDON.

HOPKINS, INCREDULOUS, PRODUCED THE COPY OF THE BOOK HE'D FOUND. AS THEY BOTH LOOKED INSIDE THE BOOK, THEY SAW THAT IT WAS COVERED WITH THE ORIGINAL OWNER'S NOTES MADE IN FEIFER'S OWN HAND.

June 29, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY

HOSTING THE OSCARS IS LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN - IT'S SOMETHING I ONLY GET TO DO WHEN BILLY CRYSTAL'S OUT OF TOWN.

                                 - STEVE MARTIN

June 25, 2009

QUESTION OF THE DAY

ENGINEER RALPH R. TEETOR INVENTED BOTH CRUISE CONTROL AND AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION.

WHAT IS UNUSUAL ABOUT THIS?

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June 14, 2009

THE VERY FIRST "COUNTDOWN"

WE'VE ALL SEEN THE CLASSIC "COUNTDOWN", IN EVERY FILM ABOUT ASTRONAUTS, EVERY TV DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ASTRONAUTS, EVERY CARTOON ABOUT ASTRONAUTS OR EVEN ON
I DREAM OF JEANNIE.

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-BLAST OFF!

WELL, INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE CREATOR OF THE CLASSIC COUNTDOWN DIDN'T WORK AT NASA OR CAPE CANAVERAL. THE CREATOR OF THE COUNTDOWN WAS ACTUALLY A MOTION PICTURE DIRECTOR.

HIS NAME WAS FRITZ LANG. HIS CHIEF CLAIM TO FAME IS THE SILENT FILM M (1931) STARRING PETER LORRE. HE ALSO DIRECTED ANOTHER WELL-KNOWN SILENT CALLED METROPOLIS (1927) BOTH FILMS ARE NOW UNIVERSALLY CONSIDERED CLASSICS BY FILM SCHOLARS AND MOVIE FANS THE WORLD OVER.

IN THE LATE 1920'S, LANG DIRECTED ONE OF THE VERY FIRST SCIENCE FICTION FILMS. IT WAS CALLED THE WOMAN IN THE MOON (1929).

A HIGHLIGHT OF THE FILM WAS THE LAUNCH OF A MAMMOTH ROCKET WHICH LOOKED UNCANNILY LIKE THE ONES WE LATER LAUNCHED FROM CAPE CANAVERAL. IT OCCURED TO LANG THAT CREATING SUSPENSE COULD BE OBTAINED BY SWITCHING FROM THE CONVENTIONAL, SO INSTEAD OF THE EXPECTED "ONE-TWO-THREE" COUNT PRECEEDING THE MOVIE ROCKET LAUNCH, LANG USED EXACTLY THE REVERSE.

THUS, THE FIRST COUNTDOWN OCCURED 80 YEARS AGO - IN A SCI-FI MOVIE!! SOON SCIENCE IMITATED ART AND THE COUNTDOWN AS WE KNOW IT BECAME STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE ON ALL ROCKET LAUNCHES.

AS A SAD SIDEBAR, WHEN ADOLF HITLER CAME TO POWER IN GERMANY, THEY ALSO USED SOME OF LANG'S OTHER MOVIE "ROCKET LAUNCH" PROPS IN THEIR EXPERIMENTS - IRONICALLY, THIS OCCURED AFTER LANG HIMSELF HAD BEEN FORCED TO FLEE NAZI GERMANY FOR HIS LIFE.

THE GENERALLY ACCEPTED (BUT UNCONFIRMED) STORY IS THAT LANG WAS SUMMONED TO THE OFFICE OF HITLER'S PRPAGANDA MINISTER, JOSEF GOEBBELS, IN 1934. GOEBBELS HAD TWO MESSAGES TO GIVE LANG.

THE FIRST WAS THAT HIS FILM THE TESTAMENT OF DR. MABUSE (1933) WAS BEING BANNED IN NAZI GERMANY BECAUSE OF "INCITEMENT TO PUBLIC DISORDER". THE SECOND MESSAGE WAS THAT GOEBBELS WAS SO IMPRESSED BY LANG'S FILMS, HE WANTED TO MAKE HIM THE HEAD OF A GERMAN FILM STUDIO.

LANG, WHOSE MOTHER WAS JEWISH, MUST HAVE BEEN SCARED OUT OF HIS WITS DURING THE MEETING! HE HAD ACTUALLY ALREADY PLANNED TO LEAVE NAZI GERMANY, BUT HE REALIZED NOW HE HAD TO GET OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. SINCE THE MEETING WITH GOEBBELS RAN LATE, THE BANKS IN GERMANY WERE ALL CLOSED BY THE TIME IT ENDED. SO HAVING NO CHOICE AND FEARING A DISCOVERY OF HIS JEWISH BLOOD, LANG FLED THAT VERY NIGHT - WITH NO MONEY.

LANG'S WIFE, ACTRESS AND AUTHOR THEA VON HARBOU, HAD SYMPATHIZED WITH HITLER'S CAUSE AND JOINED THE NAZI PARTY IN 1932.

THE TWO DIVORCED IN 1933.

June 11, 2009

BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

TAKE THE QUIZ:

STAR TREK CHARACTER OR
ERECTILE-DYSFUNCTION PILL?

1) NEFLIX

2) RISLAN

3) TIMICIN

4) AXCIL

5) SATIBO

6) YOHIMBE

7) TUVOK

8) OGOPLEX

9) ALIXUS

10) AZIFFA

ANSWERS:

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June 03, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO. I FOUND SOMEONE'S HEART.

                             - STEVEN WRIGHT

May 19, 2009

QUESTION OF THE DAY

LAST WEEK, A GROUP OF 14 TOURISTS IN LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND, TOOK A TOUR OF JOHN LENNON'S CHILDHOOD HOME.

WHAT WAS SO UNUSUAL ABOUT THIS TOUR GROUP?

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May 15, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I TELL YA, LIFE IS TOUGH. FOR YEARS I WAS GETTING A RINGING IN MY EARS. IT'S GETTING WORSE. NOW I'M GETTING BUSY SIGNALS.

                         - RODNEY DANGERFIELD

May 12, 2009

DEAN MARTIN KNOCKS THE BEATLES
OUT OF #1 SPOT - AUGUST 15, 1964


I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR PALLIES OFF THE CHARTS

                                            - DEAN MARTIN


RICCI MARTIN
, WAS JUST LIKE MOST ANY OTHER TEENAGER IN THE EARLY MONTHS OF 1964. RICCI WAS TOTALLY CRAZY ABOUT AND OBSESSED WITH THE BEATLES. EVER SINCE THEIR ARRIVAL IN AMERICA, THEY HAD CAPTIVATED TEENAGERS FAR AND WIDE AND TAKEN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY BY STORM. THEY WERE MAKING APPEARANCES ON TV, THEIR NEW FILM A HARD DAY'S NIGHT WAS A SMASH HIT, AND THEIR SONGS WERE BLASTING OUT OF EVERY RADIO ON THE CONTINENT.

DURING THIS WAVE OF BEATLEMANIA, RICCI WAS RAVING ON AND ON ABOUT THE BOYS FROM LIVERPOOL. HIS FATHER, DEAN MARTIN, STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN, TELEVISION, LAS VEGAS, AND THE RECORD WORLD, GOT FED UP ONE DAY AND TOOK RICCI TO THE SIDE AND TOLD HIM:


I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR PALLIES OFF THE CHARTS.


RICCI SMIRKED AND BARELY HELD BACK FROM ROLLING HIS EYES RIGHT TO HIS FATHER'S FACE. SURE, HIS DAD WAS THE GREAT DEAN MARTIN, BUT DINO HADN'T HAD A HIT RECORD IN SIX YEARS - AND COME ON - THESE GUYS WERE THE BEATLES!

IN 1962, DEAN MARTIN HAD SIGNED A RECORDING CONTRACT WITH REPRISE RECORDS, A COMPANY OWNED BY HIS CLOSE FRIEND AND COMRADE-IN-ARMS FRANK SINATRA. IN 1963, REPRISE SIGNED A MAN NAMED JIMMY BOWDEN TO THEIR A & R DEPARTMENT. JIMMY VERY MUCH WANTED TO RECORD AN ALBUM WITH DEAN MARTIN. DEAN, ALWAYS AN EASY-GOING GUY, AGREED TO WORK WITH BOWDEN, BUT DEAN, A MAN WHO DID NOT LIKE CHANGE, WANTED TO RECORD AN ALBUM OF SOFT, MOODY, "LAS VEGAS-TYPE" SONGS.

IT WAS TO BE A TYPICAL "DEAN MARTIN ALBUM" - SLOW BALLADS AND LOVE SONGS SUNG BY THE DROOPY-EYED CROONER AND WAS CALLED DREAM WITH DEAN.

BOWDEN WANTED TO RECORD DEAN AND TRIED TO SET AN ATMOSPHERE THAT WAS PLEASING TO HIS ARTIST. THE RECORDING STUDIO WAS SET UP WITH MOODY LIGHTING TO CREATE THE PROPER ATMOSPHERE. HE GOT TOGETHER A SMALL BAND AND DINO QUICKLY AND SMOOTHLY RECORDED THE FIRST 11 SONGS FOR THE ALBUM.
 
THE 12TH HE JUST HATED - IT WAS A SONG CALLED EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME. THE SONG HAD BEEN WRITTEN AROUND 15 YEARS PREVIOUSLY BY DEAN'S CLOSE FRIEND AND PIANO PLAYER, KEN LANE (THIS FACTOR, I'M SURE, HAD A LOT TO DO WITH DEAN RECORDING A SONG HE COULDN'T STAND. DEAN WAS A VERY NICE, EASY-GOING GUY AND HE PROBABLY JUST WANTED TO HELP A PAL GET SOME ROYALTIES). DEAN HAD TO BE COAXED INTO RECORDING THE NUMBER, BUT AFTER SOME PUSHING, HE FINALLY AGREED TO RECORD THE TUNE THAT HAD ALREADY BEEN RECORDED BY SEVERAL OTHER ARTISTS INCLUDING SINATRA, PEGGY LEE AND DINAH WASHINGTON, AND HAD NEVER GONE ANYWHERE.

WHEN DEAN'S ALBUM CAME OUT, THE SONG WAS GIVEN LITTLE NOTICE AND RAISED NO STIR, BUT IN, EARLY IN 1964, DEAN RECORDED THE SONG AGAIN AS A SINGLE. IT WAS GIVEN A NEW ARRANGEMENT, DEAN SPED UP THE TEMPO A BIT, AND ADDED A MORE CONTEMPORARY SOUND TO IT. AT FIRST, THE SONG WENT NOWHERE AND REPRISE DECIDED TO STOP PROMOTING IT. BUT RADIO STATIONS IN NEW ORLEANS AND WORCHESTER, MASS. STARTED PLAYING IT.

IT SOON SPREAD TO OTHER STATIONS AND GAINED POPULARITY, AND ON AUGUST 15, 1964, JUST AS HE HAD BOASTED TO HIS SKEPTICAL SON,
EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME 
ACTUALLY KNOCKED THE BEATLES OUT OF THE #1 SPOT ON THE BILLBOARD HOT 100 RECORD CHART.


SEE, I TOLD YOU
I WAS GONNA KNOCK YOUR PALLIES OFF


SAID DEAN CASUALLY TO HIS AWESTRUCK SON. RICCI MARTIN SAID HE LOOKED ON AT HIS FATHER WITH PRIDE, WONDER AND AMAZEMENT. AND THUS, DEAN MARTIN, IN ALL PROBABILITY, BECAME THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON TO CORRECTLY PREDICT THAT HE WAS GOING TO KNOCK THE BEATLES OUT OF THE NUMBER ONE SPOT ON THE CHARTS AND ACTUALLY DO IT!

--------------------------------------------------

BILLBOARD'S TOP FIVE SONGS - AUGUST 15, 1964

1. EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME
DEAN MARTIN

2. WHERE DID OUR LOVE GO?
THE SUPREMES

3. A HARD DAY'S NIGHT
THE BEATLES

4. RAG DOLL
THE FOUR SEASONS

5. UNDER THE BOARDWALK
THE DRIFTERS

May 05, 2009

ROBERT TODD LINCOLN -
THE PRESIDENTIAL JINX

THERE IS A CERTAIN FATALITY TO PRESIDENTIAL FUNCTIONS WHEN I AM PRESENT.

                              -  ROBERT TODD LINCOLN

ONLY ONE PERSON IN HISTORY HAS BEEN WITNESS TO AND INVOLVED IN THREE DIFFERENT U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATIONS - ROBERT TODD LINCOLN.

IN 1865, WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN, WAS SHOT AT FORD'S THEATER IN WASHINGTON D.C., HIS SON ROBERT WAS IMMEDIATELY CALLED TO HIS FATHER'S SIDE. HE WAS THERE COMFORTING HIS MOTHER WHEN HIS FATHER DIED THE NEXT DAY.

FIFTEEN YEARS LATER, IN 1881, LINCOLN WAS SECRETARY OF WAR UNDER PRESIDENT JAMES GARFIELD. HE CAME TO WASHINGTON STATION TO SEE THE PRESIDENT OFF ON A TRIP. JUST AS HE ARRIVED, A DISGRUNTLED OFFICE-SEEKER GUNNED DOWN THE PRESIDENT. LINCOLN WAS AT GARFIELD'S SIDE WITHIN A FEW SECONDS OF THE SHOOTING.

SOME TWENTY YEARS LATER, IN 1901, LINCOLN WAS ON HIS WAY TO THE PAN-AMERICAN EXPOSITION IN BUFFALO, NEW YORK. PRESIDENT WILLIAM MCKINLEY WAS THERE MAKING A SPEECH. WHEN HE RECEIVED WORD THAT PRESIDENT MCKINLEY HAD BEEN SHOT BY AN ANARCHIST, LINCOLN RUSHED TO HIS SIDE. MCKINLEY WAS EXPECTED TO RECOVER FROM THE GUNSHOT, BUT HE DIED A WEEK LATER.

IN LIFE, ROBERT TODD LINCOLN WAS WITNESS TO THREE PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATIONS. 

IN DEATH, HE LIES IN ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY, JUST A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM JOHN F. KENNEDY, THE ONLY OTHER U.S. PRESIDENT GUNNED DOWN BY AN ASSASSIN.

April 26, 2009

QUESTION OF THE DAY

INTERESTINGLY, THE FIRST KISS IN THE BIBLE IS BETWEEN A FATHER AND SON.

WHO WERE THEY?

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April 16, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY

THERE ARE TWO RULES FOR SUCCESS IN LIFE:

RULE 1 - DON'T TELL PEOPLE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.

                            - PHIL PROCTOR

April 10, 2009

EDDIE DEEZEN & ROBIN WILLIAMS TOGETHER - SORT OF

WELL, THIS WEEK I GOT TO BE IN
SPONGEBOB'S TENTH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
AT NICKELODEON.

MY OLD PAL, TOM KENNY, WAS THE STAR, OF COURSE, HE IS SPONGEBOB. I LOVE TOM, A WONDERFUL GUY, ALWAYS FUN TO TALK TO - HE KNOWS ALL THE OLD MOVIES, ALL THE COMEDY HEROES, ALL KINDS OF GREAT TRIVIA. HE IS ALWAYS FUN TO WORK WITH.

WELL, I HAD EXACTLY ONE LINE AND I WAS PAID SCALE! BUT I DID IT BECAUSE OF TOM AND BECAUSE I LOVE TO WORK. I JUST DO ONE QUICK BIT OF SHTICK. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAD SUCH A FUN TIME. EVERYONE WAS SO NICE, FRIENDLY- I HAD A FUN TIME DOING MY BRIEF LITTLE BIT.

ROBIN WILLIAMS WILL BE IN IT, PLUS TINA FEY, AND A GREAT BASKETBALL HERO OF MINE, LeBRON JAMES. NO, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO MEET ANY OF THESE TALENTED PEOPLE, I WAS ONLY THERE FOR A FEW HOURS. BUT TECHNICALLY, I AM IN A SHOW WITH ROBIN WILLIAMS - AND THE OTHERS. I REGRET NOT GETTING TO MEET THEM, BUT LIKE I SAY, IT WAS FUN.

ANYWAY, SPONGEBOB'S TENTH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL WILL AIR IN NOVEMBER, I THINK THEY SAID. THESE PEOPLE WERE SO NICE THEY EVEN OFFERED TO GIVE ME A CUE CARD FOR MY ONE LINE. THEY KNEW I LIKE TO ACT USING CUE CARDS.

I SAID: EVEN I CAN REMEMBER ONE LINE.

I HOPE THEY KEEP IN MY BRIEF SHTICK. THE SMALLER THE ROLE YOU HAVE IN ANY PROJECT, THE EASIER IT IS TO CUT YOU OUT - YOU ARE MORE DISPENSABLE.

ONE OTHER BIT OF TRIVIA: THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER BEEN ON CAMERA WITHOUT WEARING MAKE-UP. IT WAS SO QUICK, I WAS CHATTING WITH THE MAKE-UP GIRLS, BUT FOR SOME REASON, I NEVER GOT MADE-UP AND NO ONE CARED

March 27, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I WAS RECENTLY BORN AGAIN. I MUST ADMIT, IT'S A GLORIOUS AND WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE.

I CAN'T SAY MY MOTHER ENJOYED IT A WHOLE LOT.

                                - EMO PHILLIPS

March 24, 2009

OH MICKEY - SAY IT AIN'T SO

IN ONE OF THE ORIGINAL DRAFTS FOR THE MOVIE ROCKY, ROCKY'S MANAGER WAS A BITTER RACIST AND ROCKY THROWS THE FINAL FIGHT, TO SHOW HOW DISGUSTED HE WAS BY THE BOXING GAME.

THE CIA ONCE PLOTTED TO KILL FIDEL CASTRO WITH AN EXPLODING CIGAR.

QUEEN VICTORIA'S PERSONAL PHYSICIAN PRESCRIBED HER MARIJUANA TO HELP ALLEVIATE HER SEVERE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS.

WOODROW WILSON HAD A PET SHEEP NAMED "OLD IKE" THAT CHEWED TOBACCO AND GRAZED ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN.

ALTHOUGH ELVIS PRESLEY WAS THE "KING OF ROCK AND ROLL", THE THREE GRAMMY AWARDS HE WON WERE ALL FOR GOSPEL MUSIC.

March 21, 2009

THE BEATLES CRAZY CONCERT AT SHEA STADIUM

INTERVIEWER: DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SING DURING A CONCERT?

JOHN LENNON: NO, WE DON'T MIND. WE'VE GOT THE RECORDS AT HOME.

THE BEATLES ACTUALLY PLAYED SHEA STADIUM TWICE. WHEN HE WAS LATER ASKED ABOUT THE "SECOND SHEA STADIUM CONCERT", GEORGE HARRISON ASKED - DID WE PLAY SHEA TWICE?

RINGO STARR WAS ASKED THE SAME QUESTION AND GAVE THE EXACT SAME REPLY - DID WE PLAY SHEA TWICE?

THIS IS RATHER UNDERSTANDABLE, WITH THE BEATLES' EXTRAORDINARILY EVENTFUL CAREER, THE EXCESSIVE DRUGS TAKEN, AND THE BOY'S NATURAL "HUMAN" (i.e. FLAWED) MEMORIES.

ANOTHER WORD WOULD PROBABLY APPLY HERE TOO: ANTI-CLIMACTIC.

THE FIRST BEATLES CONCERT IS OFTEN CONSIDERED AN APOGEE, AN ACME, SOME KIND OF A VERY TANGABLE PEAK IN THE UNFORGETTABLE PHENOMENA WE KNOW AS "BEATLEMANIA".

THE FIRST BEATLES SHEA STADIUM CONCERT WAS ON AUGUST 15, 1965. ANY BEATLES FAN WORTH HIS SALT KNOWS THIS ONE AS "THE SHEA STADIUM CONCERT". HARD AS IT IS FOR US TO BELEIVE IN THIS ERA, WHERE EVEN THE MOST HALF-BAKED, SECOND-RATE ACTS CAN SELL-OUT STADIUMS, THE SHEA STADIUM CONCERT WAS A FIRST.

ALTHOUGH THE BEATLES HAD SOLD OUT COUNTLESS THEATERS, LOCAL AUDITORIUMS AND DANCE HALLS, NO ROCK GROUP HAD EVER PLAYED A CONCERT AT AN ACTUAL SPORTS STADIUM BEFORE. THE CROWD WAS CAPACITY, AN EYE-POPPING 55,600 FANS (MOSTLY SCREAMING, CRYING, AND EVEN FAINTING, WOMEN AND TEENAGE GIRLS).

INTERESTINGLY, AMONG THE SCREAMING, FAINTING, WORSHIPPING FANS WERE TWO FUTURE BEATLE WIVES. BOTH LINDA EASTMAN AND BARBARA BACH (THE FUTURE WIVES AND GREATEST LOVES IN THE LIVES OF PAUL AND RINGO) WERE SITTING GOOGLE-EYED AMONGST THE OTHER ADORING FANS. (ONE HAS TO WONDER WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH THESE GIRL'S MINDS AT THE TIME).

THE BOYS WERE DRAMATICALLY ESCORTED TO THE ROOF OF THE WORLD'S FAIR IN A WHIRLING HELICOPTER. ACCORDING TO GEORGE, ON THE ROUTE TO THE ROOFTOP, THE PILOT WAS ZIPPING AND WHIZZING THEM WILDLY OVER THE BIG APPLE, POINTING OUT THE VARIOUS SIGHTS, AS THE BEATLES SAT IN SLIGHT TERROR AT HIS AERIAL ACROBATICS.

THE BOYS WERE THEN DRIVEN TO THE CONCERT IN A WELLS-FARGO BANK VAN. AFTER THEY WERE DEPOSITED AT THE THE STADIUM, EACH WAS GIVEN HIS OWN LITTLE WELLS-FARGO BADGE (ONE CAN SEE THE FILM OF THE CONCERT AND NOTICE EACH BEATLE PROUDLY WEARING HIS WELLS-FARGO BADGE PINNED TO HIS JACKET).

THE PREVIOUS ACTS FINISHED THEIR OBLIGATORY, THANKLESS PERFORMANCES AND LIKE FOUR DIETIES, THE BEATLES WALKED OUT ONTO THE FIELD. THE NOISE WAS DEAFENING (ONE CAN CLEARLY SEE THE SOME OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE PUTTING THEIR HANDS OVER THEIR EARS OR STICKING IN THEIR FINGERS TO BLOCK OUT THE WHIRLWIND OF NOISE).

A SEA OF THOUSANDS OF BRIGHT CAMERA FLASHBULBS GREETED THE BEATLES AS THEY ENTERED AND MADE THE FIELD LOOK LIKE A WILD ELECTRONICS LABORATORY OR A GIANT BATTLEFIELD WITH SPACEMEN SHOOTING OFF RAY GUNS.

THE BOYS NERVOUSLY PICKED UP THEIR GUITARS AND RINGO CLIMBED ABOARD HIS DRUM KIT. THEY STOOD (AND SAT) IN THE MIDDLE OF SHEA STADIUM, SMALL AND DISTANT FIGURES, BUT THIS PROBABLY ADDED TO THE ADORATION AND SURREALISM OF THE MOMENT.

IT WAS A TYPICALLY BRIEF BEATLES CONCERT, JUST 12 SONGS- PLAYED IN AROUND 30 MINUTES. THE BEATLES USED THEIR "NEW" 100-VOLT AMPS, (RATHER LIKE USING A PORTABLE HAND MIKE TO GET AN INTERVIEW WITH KING KONG), AND THROUGHOUT THE DEAFENING ROAR, THEY COULDN'T HEAR A NOTE ANY OF THEM PLAYED (OR SANG). JOHN OPENED WITH HIS VERSION OF "TWIST AND SHOUT", A USUAL ROUTINE, BUT PAUL, GEORGE AND RINGO ALL NOTICED SOMETHING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ABOUT JOHN THAT NIGHT.

ACCORDING TO GEORGE, JOHN LENNON LITERALLY "CRACKED UP" THAT NIGHT. THE SURREALISM OF THE EVENT CAUGHT LENNON'S FANCY, AND, ALWAYS THE CRAZIEST OF THE FAB FOUR, JOHN JUST "LOST IT".

ONE CAN SEE JOHN CACKLING AND BREAKING UP WITH MAD GLEE SEVERAL TIMES, AS THE BOYS LOOK OVER THE CROWD, AND EACH OTHER, WITH SLIGHT DISBELIEF. AT ONE POINT, JOHN HOLDS HIS ARMS OUT-STRETCHED, AND STARTS CHANTING IN A PETER SELLERS-LIKE VOICE, UP AT SOME IMAGINARY HEAVENLY PRESENCE ABOVE HIM. AT ANOTHER POINT, AS PAUL TALKS TO THE CROWD, JOHN DOES HIS USUAL SPASTIC-CLAWED HANDS IMPRESSION AND STOMPS HIS FEET.

DURING THE CLOSING NUMBER, AS PAUL SINGS "I'M DOWN", JOHN GOES OVER TO PLAY THE ELECTRIC ORGAN. LENNON STARTS PLAYING THE ORGAN WITH HIS ELBOW AND LAUGHING DEVILISHLY. THE NORMALLY STAID, CONVENTIONAL, PAUL IS SEEN DOING A FULL 360-DEGREE SPIN OF HIS BODY, IN PURE EXHILARATION, IT WOULD SEEM.

EVEN THE USUALLY STONE-FACED GEORGE IS SEEN LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT JOHN'S ANTICS. IN BETWEEN THE "TWIST AND SHOUT" AND "I'M DOWN" BOOKENDS, GEORGE AND RINGO EACH PERFORMED THEIR OBLIGATORY SOLO TURNS.

JOHN AND PAUL ROTATED AND SANG LEAD IN THE OTHER TEN SONGS. BECAUSE OF THE EXCESSIVE NOISE, AND HAVING TO SOMEHOW KEEP SOME KIND OF A BEAT, RINGO LATER WOULD CONFESS TO WATCHING THE SWINGING REAR ENDS OF HIS THREE BANDMATES TO GIVE HIM SOME SLIGHT SEMBLANCE OF RHYTHM.

THUS, THE BAND PLAYED ON.

AND THEN, THIS MOST AMAZING 30-MINUTES OF CONDENSED "MUSIC" ENDED IN A FLASH AND THE FAB FOUR TROMPED OFF THE FIELD, EXHAUSTED, RATHER LIKE SATIATED EMPERORS LEAVING A ROMAN ORGY. THE CONCERT PULLED IN A THEN-RECORD GROSS OF $304,000.00, OF WHICH THE BEATLES WOULD RECEIVE HALF.

IT WAS NOTED, AT THE TIME, AS THE BIGGEST GROSSING EVENT "IN THE HISTORY OF SHOW BUSINESS". (TICKETS SOLD FOR THE RIDICULOUS PRICES OF $4.50, $5.00 AND $5.75)

MANY YEARS LATER, JOHN LENNON RAN INTO SID BERNSTEIN, THE PRODUCER OF THE SHEA STADIUM CONCERT. AS THEY HAPPILY REMINISCED ABOUT THE SHEA CONCERT, JOHN LOOKED AT SID WITH A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE AND SAID,

WE REACHED THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, SID.

March 11, 2009

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON METHOD COW OWNERS USE TO SAY "THIS IS MY COW"?

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March 07, 2009

QUOTE OF THE DAY

ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY PUBLISHED IN NEW CHOICES MAGAZINE, THE MORE HOUSEHOLD CHORES A HUSBAND DOES, THE MORE LIKELY HIS WIFE IS TO REPORT HAVING GOOD SEX.

THE ARTICLE EXPLAINS THAT WHEN A MAN DOES A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF HOUSEWORK IT GIVES HIS WIFE SOME TIME TO FIND A REAL MAN TO HAVE SEX WITH.

                               - NORM MACDONALD

March 04, 2009

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHO RODE AROUND THE INDIANAPOLIS 500 RACETRACK IN THE EARLY MORNING OF SEPTEMBER 4, 1964?

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February 22, 2009

TONIGHT'S OSCARS & JERRY LEWIS

THIS IS NOT GENERALLY A BLOG, MORE JUST SOME FUN TIDBITS I POST FOR MY FRIENDS AND FANS, BUT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A FEW COMMENTS (AND SHARE MY OPINIONS ABOUT) TONIGHT'S ACADEMY AWARDS.

FIRST OFF, I HAVE A FRIEND, JIM MESKIMEN, WHO HAS A ROLE IN AN OSCAR-NOMINATED FILM FROST NIXON, WHICH I STILL HAVE TO SEE.

ANOTHER FRIEND, TOM KANE, WAS A MAJOR ANNOUNCER AT LAST YEAR'S OSCARS, I DON'T KNOW IF HE WILL BE ANNOUNCING AGAIN TONIGHT, BUT I HOPE HE IS - HE WAS GREAT LAST YEAR.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MY PAL, DANNY MANN WILL BE DUBBING A LINE IN A MONTAGE TONIGHT (AS FRANK SINATRA, NO LESS) - THAT'LL BE DANNY SAYING:

THE WINNER IS EVA MARIE SAINT IN
ON THE WATERFRONT
.

WHEN WE FILMED 1941 BACK IN 1979, THERE WAS ALWAYS A SORT OF ANNOYING, SMART ALECK-TYPE GUY HANGING AROUND, WHO REALLY WASN'T SUCH A BAD GUY WHEN YOU GOT TO KNOW HIM. HE WAS BARELY MORE THAN AN EXTRA IN THAT FILM, BUT I REMEMBER HIM IN THE CAST - IN FACT, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN HIS VERY FIRST FILM.

HIS NAME WAS MICKEY ROURKE. I WILL BE ROOTING FOR MICKEY TO WIN BEST ACTOR TONIGHT. I KNOW MICKEY HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN HIS OWN LIFE AND I HOPE HE WINS - IT'LL BE A GREAT STORY OF HUMAN REDEMPTION.

HEATH LEDGER IS THE SUREST BET OF THE NIGHT TO WIN AS BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR FOR HIS INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE AS THE JOKER. HEATH'S FAMILY WILL ACCEPT FOR HIM, BUT I HAVE NO DOUBTS AT ALL THAT HEATH WILL BE UP THERE WATCHING THE AWARDS AND SEEING THIS ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

BUT MY MAIN REASON FOR WATCHING WILL BE THE AWARD GIVEN TO A SUPREME HERO OF MINE, JERRY LEWIS. INCREDIBLY, IT IS A HUMANITARIAN AWARD AND NOT FOR JERRY'S GREAT FILMS. THIS IS A GREAT INJUSTICE, I FEEL, BUT AT LEAST THIS BRILLIANT GENIUS IS GETTING AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

I WILL NEVER FORGET A SPECIAL MOMENT DURING THE FILMING OF THE POLAR EXPRESS. AS I WAS SITTING AROUND ON THE STAGE ONE DAY, TOM HANKS CAME GALLOPING OVER TO ME.

EDDIE! GUESS WHO I TALKED TO LAST NIGHT? HE SAID, IN THAT GREAT CHILD-LIKE ENTHUSIASM HE HAS.

WHO?, I ASKED.

JERRY LEWIS!!

HE TOLD ME HE HAD MET JERRY BEFORE, BUT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME, AS A FELLOW FROM MY SAME GENERATION, ABOUT MEETING THIS MOVIE LEGEND. WE PROCEEDED TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH JERRY MEANT TO OUR CHILDHOOD YEARS, HOW HUGE HE WAS. JUST THE FACT THAT A STAR LIKE TOM WAS SLIGHTLY IN AWE OF THE MAN IS VERY TELLING.

JERRY BELONGS ON THE LIST OF THE GREATEST FILM COMEDIANS OF ALL-TIME, ALONG WITH CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND BUSTER KEATON AND THE MARX BROTHERS AND THE THREE STOOGES. THESE GUYS ALL HAD A PROFOUND EFFECT ON ME AS A KID - IT IS A MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT TO SAY THEY CHANGED MY LIFE. IF YOU LOOK AT SOME OF JERRY'S EARLY WORK, MAN, THE GUY IS BEYOND PRAISE. WHAT AN AMAZING TALENT, WHAT A GIANT OF A COMEDIAN.

I WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO SEE JERRY IN LAS VEGAS IN 1982 AND I LATER SAW HIM IN THE PLAY DAMN YANKEES IN 1996. I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW TALENTED THIS MAN WAS!! I WAS JUST MESMERIZED.

I AM GLAD JERRY WILL FINALLY GET AN OSCAR TONIGHT. YES, MAYBE IT IS FOR HIS WORK AS A "HUMANITARIAN", BUT THEY DON'T EVEN SEE THE CLASSIC IRONY. THE GREAT COMEDIANS LIKE JERRY LEWIS - WHO HAVE BROUGHT SO MUCH LAUGHTER AND JOY INTO THIS SUFFERING, SAD WORLD - ARE HUMANITARIANS, AND FEW HAVE DONE MORE TO BRING HAPPINESS INTO THE WORLD THAN JERRY.

I WILL BE GLAD TO SEE JERRY HAVE "HIS MOMENT" TONIGHT, BUT HE WILL NEVER KNOW JUST HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO A SKINNY, GEEKY, TEENAGE MISFIT WITH GLASSES, WHO SAT WATCHING HIS FILMS, ALMOST TRANSFIXED IN AWE AND ADMIRATION.

I WOULD WATCH AND THINK TO MYSELF, THERE IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO IS LIKE ME!!! SOMETIMES IN LIFE WE HAVE "FRIENDS" WHO AREN'T EVEN AWARE WE ARE ALIVE. THANKS, JERRY

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