1. THE FEELING THAT "THINGS SEEM THE SAME", "I'VE SEEN ALL THIS BEFORE", "I'VE EXPERIENCED THIS PREVIOUSLY" IS CALLED:
A. DEJA VU
B. PAST LIFE REGRESSION
C. GOING TO A JACKIE CHAN MOVIE
2. THIS AGGRESSIVE GROUP OF UNSHAVEN, BEWHISKERED, SAVAGE PRIMITIVES HATE AMERICA AND VOW TO DESTROY IT. THIS GROUP IS CALLED:
A. AL-QAEDA
B. HEZBOLLAH
C. FEMINISTS
3. BABE RUTH WAS CALLED "THE BAMBINO". ALEX RODRIGUEZ, ANOTHER FAMOUS NEW YORK YANKEE, IS FAMILIARLY KNOWN AS:
A. LITTLE BAMBINO
B. BAMBINO JUNIOR
C. BANG BIMBOS
4. ROSIE O'DONNELL HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HER NEXT FILM WILL BE A WESTERN. IN A BIT OF INSPIRED CASTING, O'DONNELL WILL BE CAST AS:
A. ANNIE OAKLEY
B. BELLE STARR
C. TRIGGER
5. EXPERTS IN PHYSICS SAY THAT "ABSOLUTE ZERO" IS UNOBTAINABLE IN THIS UNIVERSE. HOWEVER, SCIENTISTS DO AGREE THAT IT CAN BE APPROXIMATED BY A NATURAL PHENOMENON. WHAT IS IT?
A. A BLACK HOLE
B. A VACUUM
C. KATIE COURIC'S RATINGS ON THE CBS EVENING NEWS
6. IN 1638, IN FRANCE, PARISIANS CELEBRATED THE BIRTH OF "THE SUN KING". IN AMERICA IN 1638, WE CELEBRATED:
A. THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
B. THE ARRIVAL OF THE MAYFLOWER
C. THE BIRTH OF LARRY KING
7. MICHAEL JACKSON LOVES COMIC BOOK SUPER HEROES. WHAT SUPER HERO IS MICHAEL GOING AS FOR HALLOWEEN?
A. SPIDERMAN
B. BATMAN
C. AN EX-MAN
8. WHO WROTE AND SANG "RESCUE ME"?
A. FONTELLA BASS
B. ARETHA FRANKLIN
C. BRITNEY SPEARS' KIDS
9. IN THE BIBLE, THIS INNOCENT MAN WAS PUT THROUGH A VERY SEVERE SET OF HORRIBLE TRAUMAS TO TEST HIS TRUE FAITH. THESE ANGUISHING TRIALS WOULD HAVE MADE ANY NORMAL MAN SUCCUMB. WHO WAS HE?
A. JOB
B. MOSES
C. LINDSEY LOHAN'S AGENT
10. FEDERAL WORKERS AT THE U.S. MINT RECENTLY WENT ON STRIKE. WHY?
A. THEY WANTED MEDICAL INSURANCE
B. THEY WANTED LONGER HOLIDAYS
C. THEY WANTED TO MAKE LESS MONEY
11. IT NOW LOOKS AS THOUGH HILLARY CLINTON WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ALL ALONG WHEN SHE DECLARED:
A. "IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE A CHILD"
B. "WE'RE THE VICTIM OF A VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY"
C. "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT MAN- BILL CLINTON"
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