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THE POLAR EXPRESS IS ON TONIGHT

"PLEASE WATCH TONIGHT, IF YOU CAN!"

                                                        - EDDIE

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BIBLICAL ANIMALS

TOP TEN ANIMALS MOST FREQUENTLY MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE (OLD TESTAMENT):

1. SHEEP
2. LAMB
3. LION
4. OX
5. RAM
6. HORSE
7. BULLOCK (?????)
8. ASS
9. GOAT
10. CAMEL

BY THE NUMBERS

3.....................CAMELS HAVE 3 EYELIDS TO PROTECT THEIR EYES FROM BLOWING SAND

32.......................THE LEECH HAS 32 BRAINS

42......................AGE OF YOUNGEST U.S. PRESIDENT, TEDDY ROOSEVELT (TOOK OFFICE IN 1901, UPON WILLIAM McKINLEY'S ASSASSINATION)

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I SAY NO TO DRUGS. BUT THEY DON'T LISTEN."

                                          - MARILYN MANSON

MORE LISTS

SURVEY, DONE IN 1999: TOP TEN CAUSES OF ARGUING WHILE DINING OUT:

1. STEALING YOUR PARTNER'S FRIES
2. EYEING OTHER DINERS
3. LOUD AND MESSY EATING HABITS
4. ARGUING OVER WHO PAYS THE BILL
5. SPEAKING TOO LOUDLY
6. COMPLAINING OVER FOOD
7. GETTING VERY DRUNK
8. RUDENESS TO STAFF
9. SPILLAGE
10. TALK POLITICS

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"FICTION WRITING IS GREAT! YOU CAN MAKE UP ALMOST ANYTHING."

                                                - IVANA TRUMP

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHAT DID FIRST LADY JACKIE KENNEDY ALWAYS KEEP PINNED TO THE KITCHEN WALL IN THE WHITE HOUSE, DURING HER HUSBAND'S, ADMINISTRATION?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"IF ONLY FACES COULD TALK."

                    - PAT SUMMERALL, SPORTSCASTER

JOKE OF THE DAY

A LITTLE BOY HAD BEEN OUT, SPENDING THE DAY WITH HIS FATHER. HE ARRIVED BACK HOME AND WAS GREETED BY HIS MOTHER AT THE FRONT DOOR.

"MOMMY", SAID THE BOY, "I WENT RIDING ON THE BUS WITH DADDY."

"THAT'S NICE, DEAR," SAID THE MOTHER.

"A REALLY PRETTY LADY WITH A REAL SHORT DRESS GOT ON AND DADDY MADE ME GET UP AND GIVE HER MY SEAT," SAID THE BOY.

"YOUR FATHER WAS TEACHING YOU TO BE A GENTLEMAN," SAID THE MOTHER, "ALWAYS GET UP AND GIVE YOUR SEAT TO A LADY ON A BUS. WHERE WERE YOU SITTING, ANYWAY?"

"ON DADDY'S LAP," SAID THE BOY.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHAT IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH 3 CONSECUTIVE DOTTED LETTERS?