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FOR WHATEVER REASON, WOMEN USE AND KEEP CALENDARS MORE OFTEN THAN MEN.
WOMEN, IN EVERY CALENDAR CATEGORY, OUTNUMBER MEN......

PAPER CALENDAR: 91% WOMEN. 77% MEN.
ELECTRONIC CALENDAR: 38% WOMEN. 24% MEN.
WALL CALENDAR: 63% WOMEN. 52% MEN.
DESK CALENDAR: 53% WOMEN. 45% MEN.
POCKET CALENDAR: 38% WOMEN. 18% MEN.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHY ARE FLAMINGOS PINK?

WHY IS A HEALTHY DOG'S NOSE WET?

IT IS A COMMON MISCONCEPTION THAT "HEALTHY DOGS ALL HAVE WET NOSES". THIS IS USUALLY TRUE, BUT NOT ALWAYS.

SOME VERY HEALTHY DOGS HAVE DRY NOSES AND SOME SICK DOG'S NOSES ARE VERY WET. THE ONLY REASON A DOG'S NOSE IS WET IS BECAUSE HE LICKS IT. HEALTHY DOGS TEND TO BE MORE HEARTY AND WILL USUALLY LICK THEIR NOSES MORE OFTEN.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I'D KILL FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE".

                                  -STEVEN WRIGHT

HOT DOG

WHAT'S REALLY IN A HOT DOG?

ALL MANUFACTURERS OF HOT DOGS MUST LIST THEIR INGREDIENTS ON THE LABEL.

BEEF, PORK, CHICKEN, TURKEY, ETC. CAN ONLY BE USED IF THE MEAT COMES FROM THE MUSCLE TISSUE OF AN ANIMAL.

HOWEVER, IF YOU SEE THE WORDS "MEAT BY-PRODUCTS" OR "VARIETY MEATS", THE HOT DOG MAY CONTAIN SNOUTS, STOMACHS, HEARTS, LIPS, SPLEENS, ETC.

FRANKFURTERS ONCE CONTAINED ONLY BEEF AND PORK, BUT CAN NOW LEGALLY CONTAIN SHEEP, GOAT, AND UP TO 15% CHICKEN.

HOT DOGS ARE MADE PRIMARILY BY GRINDING THE MEAT WITH WATER, SEASONING, SWEETNERS, PRESERVATIVES, SALT, AND BINDERS.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

WHEN DID JULIA ROBERTS FIRST REALIZE SHE WAS FAMOUS? JULIA ROBERTS DID A LOW-BUDGET FILM CALLED MYSTIC PIZZA IN 1988. HER SALARY FOR THE FILM WAS $50,000. ONE DAY, STILL AN UNKNOWN, THE YOUNG ACTRESS WENT TO THE MOVIES WITH HER MOTHER. JULIA WENT INTO THE LADIES ROOM AND SOMEONE SAID, IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, "GIRL IN STALL NUMBER ONE, WERE YOU IN MYSTIC PIZZA?"

JULIA SAID, "YEAH, THAT WAS ME." JULIA LATER BECAME THE FIRST WOMAN TO BE PAID $20 MILLION FOR DOING A FILM. IT WAS FOR 2002's ERIN BROCKOVICH.

ONE OTHER THING: MYSTIC PIZZA IS, IN MY OPINION, THE BEST ACTING PERFORMANCE OF HER ENTIRE CAREER.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

THE THREE STOOGES ARE KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR THEIR SLAPSTICK ANTICS.

MOE, THE LEADER, WOULD SLAP, HIT, AND POKE THE EYES OF HIS PARTNERS, LARRY AND CURLY (AND LATER, SHEMP).

  WHICH ONE OF THE STOOGES GOT THE MOST INJURIES FILMING THE THREE STOOGES SHORTS?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I ALMOST HAD A PSYCHIC GIRLFRIEND, BUT SHE LEFT ME BEFORE WE MET."

                                       -STEVEN WRIGHT

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHAT DOES IT SAY ON WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S TOMBSTONE?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I DISCOVERED MY WIFE IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN AND I WAS CRUSHED.

SO I SAID, "GET OFF ME, YOU TWO."

                                          - EMO PHILLIPS