1. AS USUAL, AT THE ANNUAL NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, HE APPEARED IN A DIAPER. HE WAS:
A. THE LITTLE BOY WITH A "HAPPY NEW YEAR" SASH
B. THE LITTLE BOY WITH A "GOODBYE OLD YEAR" SASH
C. LARRY KING
2. PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS QUOTED AS SAYING: "ONLY FOUR OF US WERE THERE. ONLY FOUR OF US HAD THAT EXPERIENCE. JUST US FOUR KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE". TO WHAT WAS HE REFERRING?
A. BEING ONE OF THE BEATLES
B. BEING KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN
C. SEEING "LIONS FOR LAMBS"
3. IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, BARBARA WALTERS ASKED THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA WHY WOMEN WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE CARS IN HIS COUNTRY. THE KING SAID HE COULD ANSWER THAT IN TWO WORDS. WHAT WAS HIS REPLY?
A. "OUR RELIGION"
B. "TRIBAL LAWS"
C. "LINDSEY LOHAN"
4. IN AN AWKWARD MOMENT AT THE HANNUKAH CELEBRATION SHE ATTENDED, ROSIE O'DONNELL SAW A JEWISH MENORAH AND:
A. ASKED WHAT IT WAS
B. ASKED IF IT WAS NECESSARY
C. USED IT FOR A FORK
5. "OKAY, TIME TO CARVE THE TURKEY" IS SAID BY:
A. MILLIONS OF DADS ON THANKSGIVING
B. MILLIONS OF DADS ON CHRISTMAS EVE
C. CHEVY CHASE'S FILM EDITOR
6. IN A WOMAN'S NIGHTMARE BLIND DATE, SHE CAN BE HEARD TO SAY, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD SUCH DARK HAIR....."
A. "....AND THAT IT WAS SO UNKEMPT"
B. ".....AND THAT IT WAS SO GREASY"
C. "....GROWING OUT OF YOUR NOSE AND EARS"
7. THE VATICAN RECENTLY CONDEMNED THE SPORT OF BOXING. WHY?
A. IT WAS TOO BRUTAL
B. IT WAS TOO BARBARIC
C. THEY LOST A BUNDLE ON THE MAYWEATHER-LEWIS FIGHT
8. RECENTLY, CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S POPULARITY RATING HAS SUNK FROM 59% TO JUST 34%. WHAT IS THIS ATTRIBUTED TO?
A. HIS OUT-OF-CONTROL SPENDING
B. HIS RAISING OF TAXES
C. "JINGLE ALL THE WAY" BEING RE-RUN ON CABLE
9. PARIS HILTON WILL BE GIVING THIS TO THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON:
A. A TURKEY DINNER
B. A GLAZED HAM
C. HERPES
10. THEIR HILARIOUS, CLOWNISH ANTICS ON THE BASKETBALL COURT HAVE MADE MILLIONS LAUGH, BUT SOME SAY THEY ARE STILL SYMBOLS OF OLD STEREOTYPES. WHO ARE THEY?
A. THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS
B. THE NEW, REVAMPED HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS
C. THE W.N.B.A.
11. 3.14 IS A NUMBER THAT SYMBOLIZES:
A. PI
B. GOOGLE
C. THE NEILSEN RATINGS OF THE RECENT "MATLOCK" REUNION
12. IN THE CLASSIC DR. SEUSS STORY, THIS CHARACTER IS A NASTY, SOUR, SMIRKING CREATURE WHO TRIES TO END CHRISTMAS FOR ALL THE WHOS IN WHOVILLE. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FAMOUS SEUSS CHARACTER WHO TRIES TO "STEAL CHRISTMAS"?
A. THE GRINCH
B. THE CAT IN THE HAT
C. THE HEAD OF THE A.C.L.U.
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