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QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHEN THIS U.S. PRESIDENT AND HIS WIFE DIDN'T WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, THEY SPOKE TO EACH OTHER IN CHINESE.

WHICH PRESIDENT DID THIS?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"REMEMBER KIDS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUMP INTO EACH OTHER, JUST ENJOY THE RIDE"

                                              - MARGE SIMPSON

QUESTION OF THE DAY

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL, AS WE ALL KNOW, INVENTED THE TELEPHONE.

BUT BELL NEVER ONCE MADE A PHONE CALL TO EITHER HIS WIFE OR HIS MOTHER.

WHY?

MEN VS. WOMEN- THE FACTS OF LIFE

THE AVERAGE ADULT AMERICAN MAN RECEIVES SIX CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

THE MOST COMMON WOMAN'S SHOE SIZE IS 7 AND 1/2.

89% OF ALL COSMETIC SURGERY IS DONE ON WOMEN.

EGYPTIAN MALE MUMMIES WERE ALWAYS CIRCIMCISED.

MOST WOMEN SLEEP ON THEIR BACK. MOST MEN SLEEP ON THEIR STOMACH.

WOMEN HAVE WIDER PERIPHERAL VISION THAN MEN.

40% OF AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE ASKED A MAN OUT ON A DATE. 93% GOT A "YES" REPLY.

AMONG AMERICAN MEN, THOSE WITH THE HIGHEST INCOME ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE OVERWEIGHT.
AMONG AMERICAN WOMEN, THOSE WITH THE LOWEST INCOME ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE OVERWEIGHT.

ASKED OF MEN: "HOW QUICKLY AFTER MEETING A WOMAN DO YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER?"
30%.........................FIRST 10 MINUTES
47%........AT THE END OF THE FIRST DATE
29%...............ONLY AFTER A FEW DATES

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"THE DALAI LAMA MET WITH PRESIDENT BUSH IN D.C.

THE DALAI LAMA HAD TO START OUT SLOW WITH THE PRESIDENT:

"ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS THE SOUND OF TWO HANDS CLAPPING?"

                                                  -JON STEWART

QUESTION OF THE DAY

FAMED ARTIST PABLO PICASSO CARRIED AROUND A REVOLVER LOADED WITH BLANKS.

WHY?

KA-CHING!

THE ONLY 3 TRADEMARKED SOUNDS......................

1. HARLEY-DAVIDSON'S V-TWIN ENGINE ROAR
2. NBC'S 3 CHIMES
3. MGM'S LION ROAR

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S SONGS

5 SONGS ON GEORGE W. BUSH'S iPOD:

BROWN EYED GIRL BY VAN MORRISON
CENTERFOLD BY JOHN FOGERTY
(YOU'RE SO SQUARE) BABY, I DON'T CARE BY JONI MITCHELL
ALIVE 'N' KICKIN BY KENNY LOGGINS
MY SHARONA BY THE KNACK

BY THE NUMBERS

3........ROBINS EAT 3 MILES OF WORMS IN A YEAR
4 OF 5 VISITORS NEVER COME BACK TO A WEBSITE
7.....GALLONS OF SALIVA SECRETED DAILY BY THE
                                                  AVERAGE HORSE
9........THERE ARE 9 MUSCLES IN THE HUMAN EAR
15.......................NUTS IN EACH SNICKERS BAR
57%....................OF DOCTORS IN CHINA SMOKE

MOST CONSUMED FOODS IN THE WORLD

(SOURCE: THE UNITED NATIONS)

1. WHEAT
2. STARCHY ROOTS
3. RICE
4. MEAT
5. SUGAR
6. CORN
7. TOMATOES
8. FISH AND SEAFOOD
9. ORANGES AND MANDARINS
10. BANANAS