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QUOTE OF THE DAY

IN WISCONSIN, A DRIVER, DRIVING ALONG, DROVE HIS CAR THROUGH THE BATHROOM IN A TACO BELL.

THE TACO BELL OWNER IS CALLING IT THE SECOND WORST BATHROOM ACCIDENT THAT DAY.

                                              - CONAN O'BRIEN

HASTA LA VISTA, BIXBY

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS (OF COURSE!) ORIGINALLY CONSIDERED FOR THE ROLE OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK ON TV. BUT LOU FERRIGNO EVENTUALLY GOT THE ROLE INSTEAD. WHY? TOO SHORT. ARNOLD WAS 6'2", AND WAS CONSIDERD TOO SHORT FOR THE ROLE, WHILE LOU WAS A MORE APPROPRIATE 6'5".

QUESTION OF THE DAY

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, THE WORLD'S NUMBER ONE PARTY GIRL, PARIS HILTON, DOES NOT DRINK.

I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL, CLAIMS PARIS.

PARIS SAYS THAT IF YOU EVER SEE HER WITH A DRINK IN HER HAND, IT'LL BE THIS.

WHAT IS PARIS HILTON'S FAVORITE DRINK?

FAILED BIBLICAL MOVIES

"CITIZEN CAIN"
"YOUNG FRANKINCENSE"
"AN INCONVENIENT RUTH"
"WHEN HARRY STONED SALLY"
"JEWS 3-D"
"SAMSON AND DELILAH GO TO WHITE CASTLE"
"MENNONITE COWBOY"
"CHEECH AND CHONG'S UP IN SMOTE"
"THE NUTTY CONFESSOR"
"A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO GALILEE"
"DEUTERONOMY, WHERE'S MY CAR?"
"STOP! OR MY FATHER WILL SMITE"
"I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST PASSOVER"
"X-ODUS MEN"
"TORAH! TORAH! TORAH!"
"ARKTANIC"
"THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY"
"BRUCE ALL SMITEY"
"NAPOLEON MENNONITE"
"AMERICAN PIOUS"
"JEW-NO"
"CAIN SPOTTING"
"JERICHO MAGUIRE"

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I HATE DOING LAUNDRY.

I DON'T SEPARATE THE COLORS FROM THE WHITES.

I PUT THEM TOGETHER AND LET THEM LEARN FROM THEIR CULTURAL DIFFERENCES.

                                                   - RITA RUDNER

QUESTION OF THE DAY

THOMAS EDISON IS UNIVERSALLY RECOGNIZED AS ONE OF THE GREAT GENIUSES IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

WHAT WAS UNUSUAL ABOUT THOMAS EDISON'S READING HABITS?

SURF II

IN 1984, I DID A B-MOVIE CALLED SURF II. THIS CLIP ON YOUTUBE IS THE VERY LAST SCENE IN THE MOVIE.

I LOVED FILMING SURF II, BECAUSE I LOVED THE CAST SO MUCH MOSTLY.

YOU WILL SEE ERIC STOLTZ, WHO WAS GREAT - HE WAS TO GIVE SUCH INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCES IN MASK AND PULP FICTION. I USED TO PLAY POKER ALL THE TIME WITH ERIC.

THE BLONDE BOMBSHELL IS CAROL WAYNE. SADLY, CAROL WAS TO DIE EARLY THE NEXT YEAR, IN A MYSTERIOUS DROWNING. SHE WAS A VERY NICE LADY.

THERE WAS NO "SURF I", JUST "SURF II". (THAT WAS THE JOKE!). AS MANY CRITICS POINTED OUT - AFTER SEEING "SURF II", THERE WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE A "SURF III".

CLEAVON LITTLE, WHO WAS SO GOOD IN BLAZING SADDLES, WAS IN IT TOO. LOTS OF GREAT OLD FRIENDS AND FUN MEMORIES. IT FUN FILMING AT THE BEACH- LOTS OF GIRLS IN BIKINIS!!! SURF II IS ONE OF THE FEW FILMS WHERE I PLAYED A BAD GUY. I PLAYED MENLO SCHWARTEZER, A MAD SCIENTIST WHO IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY GETTING THEM TO DRINK A HYPNOTIC DRINK I INVENTED CALLED "BUZZ COLA".

SURF II IS NOT OUT ON DVD, BUT YOU STILL GET IT ON VHS (CLICK THE LINK IN THE RIGHT COLUMN), AND WHILE I HAVE A FEELING YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH, THERE ARE A FEW GOOD LAUGHS.

TIME TO GO...

ADOLF EICHMAN, THE NOTORIOUS NAZI, OBVIOUSLY HAD A TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. FOR HIS LAST MEAL HE ORDERED A BOTTLE OF ISRAELI WINE.

TED BUNDY'S LAST MEAL: STEAK, EGGS, HASH BROWNS AND COFFEE. ODDLY, MEMBERS OF PETA ACTUALLY ASKED BUNDY NOT TO ORDER MEAT FOR HIS FINAL MEAL.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH ORDERED ICE CREAM FOR HIS LAST MEAL.

THE MOST POPULAR FOOD TO ORDER BY DEATH ROW PRISONERS FOR THEIR LAST MEAL IS FRENCH FRIES.

COOKING WITH(OUT) OSCAR

STRANGEST GONE WITH THE WIND AUDITION? POSSIBLY WHEN ELIZABETH MENPRIE SCREEN TESTED FOR THE ROLE OF SCARLETT'S MAID MAMMY. NO, ELIZABETH DIDN'T GET THE ROLE, HATTIE MCDANIEL DID. HATTIE WON AN OSCAR TOO (SHE WAS THE FIRST EVER AFRICAN-AMERICAN TO WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD). SO ELIZABETH HAD TO GO BACK TO HER "DAY JOB" - BEING A COOK FOR PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

WHAT'S UP DOC?

A POPULAR URBAN LEGEND SAYS THAT MEL BLANC, THE CARTON VOICE-OVER LEGEND WHO VOICED BUGS BUNNY, WAS ALLERGIC TO CARROTS. THERE WOULD SEEM TO BE NO VERIFICATION TO THIS RUMOR. BLANC NEVER SAID IT HIMSELF AND NO ONE WHO KNEW OR WORKED WITH HIM CAN SUBSTATIATE IT. TRUE, BLANC DID HATE CARROTS. HE TRIED CHEWING IN OTHER VEGETABLES WHILE DOING BUGS' VOICE, BUT HE FOUND NONE SOUNDED AS PERFECT AS AN ACTUAL CARROT. BLANC WOULD TAKE A BITE OF THE CARROT, CHEW IT, DO THE BUGS VOICE, THEN SPIT IT OUT INTO A WASTE BASKET.