QUOTE OF THE DAY

WAITERS AND WAITRESSES ARE BECOMING MUCH NICER AND MORE CARING. I USED TO PAY MY CHECK, THEY'D SAY THANK YOU. THAT GRADUATED TO HAVE A NICE DAY. THAT'S NOW ESCALATED INTO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW.

THE OTHER DAY I PAID MY CHECK AND THE WAITER SAID DON'T PUT OFF THAT MAMMOGRAM.

                                               - RITA RUDNER