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AT THE END OF A LETTER, I LIKE TO WRITE, "PS - THIS IS WHAT PART OF THE ALPHABET WOULD LOOK LIKE IF Q AND R WERE ELIMINATED"

                                               - MITCH HEDBERG

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHAT UNUSUAL REQUEST DID GROUCHO MARX HAVE WHEN HE VISITED THE OFFICES OF THE NEW YORK TIMES?

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MY SISTER MARRIED A GERMAN.

HE COMPLAINED HE COULDN'T GET A GOOD BAGEL BACK HOME.

I SAID, "WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?"

                                - EMO PHILLIPS

QUESTION OF THE DAY

FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD HAS A LONG HISTORY OF SELLING SEXY OUTFITS FOR WOMEN.

GUYS LOVE THEM AND MANY WOMEN ENJOY WEARING THESE RACY ITEMS.

ONE OF THEIR MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS IS MUSICAL PANTIES.

THESE MUSICAL PANTIES ARE SOLD, EACH FEATURING A SPECIFIC SONG PLAYED.

WHAT SONG IS FEATURED ON THEIR BEST-SELLER?

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IN A USA TODAY INTERVIEW, VANNA WHITE SAID THAT SINCE HER SON HAS BEEN BORN, SHE WANTS TO WORK LESS.

VANNA, YOU TURN TILES FOR A LIVING. IF YOU WORKED ANY LESS, YOU'D BE THE TRIANGLE PLAYER FOR K.C. AND THE SUNSHINE BAND.

                                                 - DENNIS MILLER

QUESTION OF THE DAY

ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, WHAT IS NOW GUARDED BY AN ANGEL HOLDING A FLAMING SWORD?

JOKE OF THE DAY

ALL THE MALE FROGS WERE SITTING AROUND ON THEIR LILY PADS, TRILLING IN THE POND, HOPING TO ATTRACT FEMALE FROGS.

YOU COULD HEAR THE FROG TRILLING FOR MILES AROUND.

HEY, SAID ONE FROG TO ANOTHER, THERE'S HARRY AND MARTHA. HOW COME HARRY'S SO QUIET?

WELL, HARRY AND MARTHA HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWENTY-THREE YEARS NOW, SAID THE SECOND FROG.

YEAH, SAID THE FIRST FROG, I GUESS THE TRILL IS GONE...

QUESTION OF THE DAY

THIS FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURE WAS AN EXTRA IN THE 1916 SILENT FILM MY OFFICIAL WIFE.

WHO WAS HE?

TRW?

SURVEY QUESTION FROM FAMILY FEUD
(ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE)

NAME SOMEONE WHO MIGHT KNOW MORE ABOUT A MAN THAN HIS OWN WIFE WOULD:

1) PARENTS - 45
2) BEST FRIEND - 15
3) DOCTOR - 13
4) SECRETARY - 9
5) MISTRESS - 7

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I'M NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO KNOW EVERYTHING.

                               - OSCAR WILDE