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TONYA WAS WATCHING

WHEN OLYMPIANS HOST SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

(OLYMPIC HOST AND THE NUMBER OF VIEWERS WHO TUNED IN TO SEE THEM)

NANCY KERRIGAN - 16,971,000 (1994)

MICHAEL JORDAN - 12,707,000 (1991)

MICHAEL PHELPS - 10,151,000 (2008)

JONNY MOSELEY - 8,989,000 (2002)

DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT!

FORMER PLAYBOY MODEL LORELEI SHARK OWNS THE ICONIC LIPS ON THE POSTER OF WHAT MOVIE?

JOKE OF THE DAY

A BLIND RABBIT AND A BLIND SNAKE MET EACH OTHER IN THE WOODS.

THEY STARTED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER AND SOON REALIZED THAT BOTH WERE BLIND.

YOU KNOW, SAID THE RABBIT, BEING BLIND ALL MY LIFE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM. COULD YOU FEEL MY BODY SO I'LL KNOW WHAT I AM?

SURE, AGREED THE BLIND SNAKE.

HE STARTED TO RUB HIMSELF AGAINST THE RABBIT'S BODY.

WELL, SAID THE SNAKE, YOU HAVE SOFT, WARM FUR. YOU HAVE TWO LONG, FLOPPY EARS, AND A COTTON TAIL.

GEE, SAID THE RABBIT, I MUST BE A BUNNY!

NOW PLEASE, ASKED THE SNAKE, COULD YOU RETURN THE FAVOR SO I'LL KNOW WHAT I AM?

OF COURSE, SAID THE BLIND BUNNY.

WELL. SAID THE RABBIT, YOU ARE COLD AND SLIMY. AND I CAN'T TELL YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS.

OH DEAR GOD NO!, SAID THE SNAKE,

I'M AN AGENT!

FAST MAMMALS

1) CHEETAH - 71 M.P.H.

2) PRONGHORN ANTELOPE - 57 M.P.H.

3) BLUE WILDEBEAST - 57 M.P.H.

4) LION - 50 M.P.H.

5) SPRINGBOK - 50 M.P.H.

6) BROWN HARE - 48 M.P.H.

7) RED FOX - 48 M.P.H.

8) GRANT'S GAZELLE - 47 M.P.H.

9) THOMSON'S GAZELLE - 47 M.P.H.

10) HORSE - 45 M.P.H.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

JERRY SEINFELD STARRED IN HIS CLASSIC SITCOM SEINFELD FOR 9 YEARS (1989-1998).

AFTER THE SHOW ENDED IN 1998, WHAT DID JERRY SPEND THE NEXT YEAR DOING?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I'VE HAD A PERFECTLY WONDERFUL EVENING. UNFORTUNATELY THIS WASN'T IT.

                                       - GROUCHO MARX

MORE FOOD FAVORITES

ADOLF HITLER'S FAVORITE DISH WAS TROUT COOKED IN BUTTER SAUCE.

HANK WILLIAMS JR'S FAVORITE FOOD IS SPAGHETTI.

BARBARA EDEN LOVES SNACKING AT DAIRY QUEEN.

GROUCHO MARX HATED MIXED VEGETABLES WITH HIS MEAL. HE CALLED THEM "TRICK VEGETABLES".

CARRIE UNDERWOOD WAS NAMED 2005'S "SEXIEST VEGETARIAN".

CLINT EASTWOOD ONCE AUDITIONED FOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK. HE SAID HITCH HAD THE SAME MEAL EVERY DAY- STEAK AND SLICED TOMATOES.

MUHAMMAD ALI ALWAYS ATE THE SAME MEAL ON THE DAY OF A FIGHT- A STEAK, A BAKED POTATO AND A LETTUCE & TOMATO SALAD.

ALTHOUGH JENNIFER ANISTON IS OF GREEK HERITAGE, SHE HATES GREEK FOOD. HER FAVORITE FOODS ARE MEXICAN AND ITALIAN. HER FAVORITE SNACK IS TORTILLA CHIPS.

QUESTION OF THE DAY

WHO WAS THE FIRST U.S. PRESIDENT TO BE OFFERED A BABY TO KISS?

BRAD PITT PHONE HOME

WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE WAS PREGNANT, SHE HAD A CRAVING FOR "REESE'S PIECES". SHE HAD THEM FLOWN IN TO HER DIRECTLY FROM HERSHEY, PA.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SPERM BANKS, BUT THEY REALLY SHOULD GET RID OF THOSE AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES

                                     - DAVID CORRADO