THEIR "FIRST TIME"- HOW OLD WERE THEY?
SEAN CONNERY - 8 - I WAS EIGHT, BUT I CAN'T RECALL WITH WHOM
JERRY LEWIS - 11 (WITH A STRIPPER PROCURED BY HIS FATHER)
JIMI HENDRIX - 12
DON JOHNSON - 12
GILLIAN ANDERSON - 13 (WITH A PUNK WHO LATER BECAME A NEO-NAZI - IT WAS AWKWARD, STUPID, UNADULTERATED CRAP. I FEEL VERY ASHAMED, LOOKING BACK ON IT)
MAE WEST - 13
CLINT EASTWOOD - 14 (WITH A VERY FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR)
PHIL COLLINS - 14 (IN A GARDEN PLOT)
NATALIE WOOD - 14
CHER - 14
BRUCE WILLIS - 14 - I WAS A BELLBOY AT A HOLIDAY INN. SHE WAS A GORGEOUS CHICK. WE DID IT IN A LAUNDRY ROOM
MICHAEL CAINE - 15 - WE DID IT IN A PARK
LISA MARIE PRESLEY - 15 (WITH HER DRUG DEALER)
PAUL McCARTNEY - 15 (WITH HIS BABY SITTER)
MADONNA - 15 (IN THE BACK OF A CADILLAC WITH A GUY NAMED RUSSELL)
GROUCHO MARX - 15 - WITH A HOOKER IN MONTREAL - I GOT THE CLAP
DUSTIN HOFFMAN - 15 - WITH A NYMPHOMANIAC NAMED BARBARA
CHARLIE SHEEN - 15 - WITH A HOOKER. SHE WANTED $400.00, SO I USED MY FATHER'S CREDIT CARD
JOHN LENNON - 15 (WITH BARBARA BAKER, HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND)
MARILYN MONROE - 16 (WITH HER FIRST HUSBAND, JAMES DOUGHERTY)
STEVEN SPIELBERG - 17
JOHN F. KENNEDY - 17 (IN A HARLEM BORDELLO WITH A $3 HOOKER)
JOAN COLLINS - 17 - HE WAS 33. IT WAS THE PITS
WALT DISNEY - 18 (ON HIS BIRTHDAY)
LEONARDO DiCAPRIO - 18
MARLON BRANDO - 18 (WITH AN OLDER COLOMBIAN WOMAN)
BROOKE SHIELDS - 18 (WITH ACTOR DEAN CAIN)
BARBRA STREISAND - 18
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE - 18 (WITH A HOOKER)
BRAD PITT - 18
H.G. WELLS - 22
HUGH HEFNER - 22
ELLIOTT GOULD - 23 (WITH BARBRA STREISAND)
BETTE DAVIS - 26
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW - 29
LISA KUDROW - 31 - I'M GLAD I WAITED TILL I WAS MARRIED
MARK TWAIN - 34
