9 ODDEST SUPER BOWL PROPOSITION BETS

AS EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS, THE SUPER BOWL BETWEEN THE NEW YORK GIANTS AND THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TAKES PLACE TODAY.

BESIDES BEING, WITHOUT QUESTION, ONE OF THE HIGHEST-VIEWED PROGRAMS IN TV HISTORY, THE GAME IS ON PACE THE BE THE MOST BET ON EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND (THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS VS. THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS IN SUPER BOWL XLIII IN 2009.)

IN ADDITION TO THE MORE TRADITIONAL BET, EACH YEAR THE ODDSMAKERS CREATE A NUMBER OF "PROPOSITION BETS". HERE ARE SOME OF THE STRANGEST, ACTUAL PROPOSITION BETS YOU CAN MAKE, IN LAS VEGAS OR OVER THE INTERNET, ON SUNDAY'S GAME (THE BETTING ODDS FOLLOW EACH CATEGORY)

1) WHICH TEAM WILL BARACK OBAMA PICK?

NEW ENGLAND - 5 TO 6

NEW YORK - 5 TO 6

THE PRESIDENT WAS ASKED A FEW DAYS AGO WHO WOULD WIN AND HE SAID HE "COULDN'T CALL IT". OBVIOUSLY, THE GAMBLERS ARE ASSUMING HE MEANT "YET". IS THE PREZ A POLITICAL OPPORTUNIST? YOU THINK? BUT NO MORE THAN NEWT OR MITT OR ANY OF THEM. THIS IS NOT SAID TO CAST ASPERSIONS ON ANYONE, BUT I THINK WE ALL MUST KNOW (UNLESS INCREDIBLY NAIVE) THAT IN ORDER TO PLAY HIGH-STAKES POLITICS, YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST BE A BIT OF A "GAME PLAYER". IN NOVEMBER, THE PREZ HAS NEW YORK SEWED UP, SO MAYBE HE'LL PICK NEW ENGLAND, JUST TO KEEP MASS. COMPETITIVE AGAINST MITT. MAY BE A MOOT POINT AND HE'LL BE A TRUE POLITICIAN AND STAY HUSHED ON THE SUBJECT, OFFENDING NO ONE.


2) WILL KELLY CLARKSON FORGET OR OMIT AT LEAST ONE WORD FROM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?

YES - 5 TO 2

LAST YEAR, CHRISTINA AGUILERA FORGOT A WORD WHILE SINGING THE BANNER AT THE GAME. (SO DID STEVEN TYLER A FEW WEEKS AGO.) O.K., LET'S BE FAIR HERE, THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER, LIKE IT OR NOT, HAS SOME OF THE TOUGHEST, HARDEST-EVER LYRICS TO REMEMBER, BESIDES BEING VERY HARD TO SING ON-KEY.

3) HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE KELLY CLARKSON TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?

OVER 1 MINUTE 54 SECONDS - 5 TO 6

UNDER ONE MINUTE 54 SECONDS - 5 TO 6

 

JENNIFER HUDSON TOOK TWO MINUTES AND 1 SECOND. CARRIE UNDERWOOD TOOK 1 MINUTE AND 42 SECONDS. LAST YEAR, CHRISTINA TOOK A FRACTION OF A SECOND UNDER 1:54, IN A TRUE PHOTO FINISH.

       
4) WILL KELLY CLARKSON'S BELLY SHOW DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?

YES - 5 TO 2

NO KIDDING! ONE SPORTSBOOK IS ACTUALLY OFFERING THIS BET!!! YOU CAN ONLY BET "YES" THOUGH.

5)  WILL THE TV BROADCASTERS MENTION TIM TEBOW IN THE FIRST QUARTER?

YES - 5 TO 6
NO - 5 TO 6

WITHOUT QUESTION, THE STORY OF THIS FOOTBALL SEASON WAS TIM TEBOW, THE QUARTERBACK OF THE DENVER BRONCOS. DEVOUTLY AND VERY OPENLY CHRISTIAN, TEBOW DELIGHTED BELIEVERS AND INFURIATED NON-BELIEVERS.

 

6) WHAT WILL BE FIRST TOUCHDOWN CELEBRATION?

SPIKE THE BALL - 2 TO 3

LAY ON THE GROUND - 15 TO 1

DUNK THE BALL OVER THE GOALPOST - 5 TO 1

ANY KIND OF DANCE - 2 TO 1

KISS A CHEERLEADER - 90 TO 1

KISS A TEAMMATE - 35 TO 1

7) WHAT WILL MADONNA BE USING TO ENTERTAIN AT THE HALFTIME SHOW?

HEADSET - 1 TO 3

HANDHELD MICROPHONE - 2 TO 1

MADONNA IS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO MADE THE HEADSET FAMOUS, BUT SHE MAY WANT TO SURPRISE US ALL AND TRY TO DO THE UNEXPECTED.

8) HOW MANY TIMES WILL GISELLE BUNDCHEN BE SHOWN ON TV DURING THE GAME?

OVER 2 - 2 TO 3

UNDER 2 - 10 TO 11

AS MANY WOMEN KNOW, GISELLE IS A WORLD-FAMOUS FASHION MODEL. SOME GUYS KNOW THIS BECAUSE SHE IS SUCH A KNOCKOUT, BUT MOST GUYS KNOW HER AS "TOM BRADY'S WIFE". (HOW LUCKY CAN ONE GUY GET????) IN 1999, QUARTERBACK KURT WARNER'S WIFE WAS SHOWN REPEATEDLY. LAST YEAR, KIM KARDASHIAN, ALTHOUGH WORLD-FAMOUS AND THE THEN GIRLFRIEND OF RUNNING BACK REGGIE BUSH, WAS NOT SHOWN AT ALL ON CAMERA, NOR WERE THE TWO QUARTERBACK'S GIRLFRIENDS, BOTH NOT FAMOUS. BUNDCHEN, BESIDES BEING A DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS AND A WORLD-FAMOUS MODEL, WOULD SURE LOOK GREAT ON CAMERA, IN THE USUAL WIFE/GIRLFRIEND SHOTS: i.e. BRADY THROWS A TD PASS= CLAPPING FURIOUSLY. BRADY THROWS AN INTERCEPTION= GRIMACING. A TENSE MOMENT= COVERING HER EYES.

9) WHICH COMMERCIAL WILL GET THE HIGHEST USA TODAY "AD-METER" RATING? (THE BIGGEST PRE-GAME BUZZ IS FOR MATTHEW BRODERICK'S FERRIS BUELLER SPOT, DRIVING A HONDA, BUT THAT SPOT ISN'T EVEN ON THE LIST.)

AUDI - 17 TO 2

BUD LIGHT - 3 TO 1

BUDWEISER - 3 TO 1

BRIDGESTONE - 11 TO 1

CENTURY 21 - 16 TO 1

COCA-COLA - 13 TO 2
DANNON - 13 TO 1

DORITOS - 6 TO 1

HYUNDAI - 15 TO 2

KIA - 19 TO 2

M & M'S - 9 TO 2

PEPSI - 13 TO 2

TELEFLORA - 17 TO 2

TOYOTA - 11 TO 1

VOLKSWAGON - 17 TO 2

 

ENJOY THE GAME EVERYBODY!!!!

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