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I'M NOT YOUR AVERAGE MAN

ACCORDING TO LIVESCIENCE.COM, THE AVERAGE MAN SPENDS ABOUT ONE FULL YEAR OF HIS LIFE STARING AT WOMEN.

ASKED OF WOMEN - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TOLD IF A MAN ISN'T INTERESTED IN YOU?

   38% - NOT INTERESTED, STRAIGHT FORWARD

   34% - WANT GUY TO WAIT A FEW DAYS & LET THEM DOWN GENTLY

   26% - WANT FEELINGS SPARED. JUST TAKE THEIR # AND NEVER CALL

IF YOU ARE A MAN YOU ARE 2 1/2 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS THAN IF YOU ARE A WOMAN.

PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE AGE 6 AND OVER WHO PARTICIPATED IN PHYSICAL FITNESS ACTIVITIES AROUND TWICE A WEEK (2008):

   MEN - 44.8%

   WOMEN - 47.6%



56% OF MEN USE DIETING WILLPOWER WHEN ON VACATION.

32% OF WOMEN KNOW THEIR CHOLESTEROL COUNT.

PCT. OF WOMEN SOLDIERS IN THE WAR:

   PERSIAN GULF WAR (1990)- 16%

   WORLD WAR II- 2.5%

   VIETNAM WAR- 3%

   KOREAN WAR- 2%

SURVEY SAYS!

FAMILY FEUD SURVEY QUESTION (ASKED OF 100 WOMEN)

NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE GLAD TO NEVER WEAR AGAIN:

1) GIRDLE - 21

2) DRESS/GOWN - 15

3) BRA - 11

4) SHOES/ HIGH HEELS - 10

5) NYLONS - 6

6) UNDERPANTS - 5

HIT THE SPOT!

WHEN IMAGES OF BULLS-EYES, HOUSEFLIES AND OTHER TARGETS ARE ETCHED INTO THE BOTTOM OF A MEN'S ROOM URINAL, SPILLAGE IS REDUCED BY 80%.

TRW?

SURVEY QUESTION FROM FAMILY FEUD
(ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE)

NAME SOMEONE WHO MIGHT KNOW MORE ABOUT A MAN THAN HIS OWN WIFE WOULD:

1) PARENTS - 45
2) BEST FRIEND - 15
3) DOCTOR - 13
4) SECRETARY - 9
5) MISTRESS - 7

WHOSE NOSE?

FAMILY FEUD SURVEY QUESTION
(ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE):

NAME SOMETHING THAT CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LOOK UNATTRACTIVE?

1) SMOKE CIGARETTES - 47
2) GROUCHY/BAD ATTITUDE - 12
3) CHEW GUM - 7
4) BITE NAILS - 5
5) PICK NOSE - 5

VIVA LE DIFFERENCE!

44% OF MEN PUT MORE TIME AND EFFORT INTO MAKING THEIR SUPER BOWL PLANS THAN INTO MAKING PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

WOMEN OUTNUMBER MEN IN SHOPLIFTING CONVICTIONS BY A RATIO OF 5 TO 1.

MEN CAN READ SMALL PRINT BETTER THAN WOMEN.

95% OF WOMEN (PREGNANT OR OTHERWISE) EXPERIENCE FOOD CRAVINGS.
70% OF MEN DO.

MEN BURN FAT MORE QUICKLY THAN WOMEN BY A RATE OF ABOUT 50 CALORIES. (THIS COMES TO ABOUT ONE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE'S WORTH PER DAY.)

SEX IS COVERED -
IN MEN'S MAGAZINE'S - 66%
IN WOMEN'S MAGAZINES - 72%
(UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA COLLEGE OF JOURNALISM STUDY)

AFTER LOOKING AT NUDE PHOTOS OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN FEEL THEIR MATES ARE LESS ATTRACTIVE AND REPORT THEY FEEL LESS IN LOVE.

WOMEN GO TO DOCTORS MORE OFTEN THAN MEN - 50% MORE.
THEY ALSO GO TO THE DENTIST MORE OFTEN - BY 30%.

YES, ON AVERAGE MEN EARN MORE THAN WOMEN IN MANY PROFESSIONS, BUT FEMALE NURSES DO EARN MORE THAN MALE NURSES - ABOUT 5% MORE.

46% OF BOYS HAVE HAD SEX BY THE AGE OF 15.
30% OF GIRLS HAVE.

BARBECUING - IT'S A "GUY THING"

84% OF AMERICANS OWN SOME KIND OF BARBECUE OR GRILL (CHARCOAL OR GAS) - OF THOSE:

63% OF MEN BARBECUE REGULARLY
39% OF WOMEN DO

IN A SIMILAR STUDY CONDUCTED BY WEBER-STEPHENS, THE LARGEST MANUFACTURER OF OUTDOOR GRILLS, OF COUPLES WHO OWN A BARBECUE:

63% OF THE MEN DO THE BARBECUING
22% OF THE WOMEN DO THE BARBECUING
15% OF COUPLES SHARE THE BARBECUING CHORES BETWEEN THEM

NOT FRENCH WOMEN

WOMEN'S TOP CHOICES FOR REMOVING HAIR FROM THEIR LEGS

1) SHAVING- 50%
2) WAXING- 25%
3) DEPILATORY- 25%

ON ANY ONE GIVEN DAY 50% OF U.S.WOMEN ARE ON A DIET.

THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN'S BODY WEIGHS 15% MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID...

FAMILY FEUD QUESTION
(ASKED OF 100 MARRIED MEN):

NAME SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T DARE BUY WITHOUT FIRST ASKING YOUR WIFE?.....

1) CAR/MOTORCYCLE - 50
2) CLOTHES/SHOES - 14
3) HOUSE - 13
4) JEWELRY - 7
5) FURNITURE - 6
6) TOOLS - 2
7) DINNER/FOOD - 2

TAKE MY WEAVER-HUMAN, PLEASE!

HUSBAND

THE WORD "HUSBAND" COMES FROM THE GERMAN WORDS "HUS" AND "BUNDA", WHICH MEAN "HOUSE" AND "OWNER". THE WORD ORIGINALLY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MARITAL STATUS, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HOME OWNERSHIP MADE HUSBANDS EXTREMELY DESIRABLE MARRIAGE PARTNERS.

WIFE

"WIFE" COMES FROM THE ANGLO-SAXON WORDS "WIFFAN" AND "MANN", WHICH MEAN "WEAVER" AND "HUMAN". IN ANCIENT TIMES, THERE WERE NO WORDS TO SPECIFICALLY DESCRIBE MALES AND FEMALES. ONE WAY ANGLO-SAXONS DENOTED THE DIFFERENCE WAS TO USE THE WORD "WIFFMANN" OR "WEAVER-HUMAN". IT MADE SENSE BECAUSE WEAVING WAS A TASK TRADITIONALLY PERFORMED BY WOMEN.