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TORTURE DEVICE OR KITCHEN GADGET?

TODAY'S QUIZ:

ARE THE FOLLOWING ITEMS MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICES OR ITEMS FROM BED BATH AND BEYOND?

1) BREAST RIPPER
2) WOUPE REAMER
3) BREAKING WHEEL
4) SPANISH TICKLER
5) SOFT SKIN PEELER
6) CHILE TWISTER
7) LEAD SPRINKLER
8) HEAD CRUSHER
9) CHESTNUTTER
10) SERRATED SPREADER
11) BRAZEN BULL
12) PODERNO BONING KNIFE

ANSWERS........................

BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

TAKE THE QUIZ:

STAR TREK CHARACTER OR
ERECTILE-DYSFUNCTION PILL?

1) NEFLIX

2) RISLAN

3) TIMICIN

4) AXCIL

5) SATIBO

6) YOHIMBE

7) TUVOK

8) OGOPLEX

9) ALIXUS

10) AZIFFA

ANSWERS:

LETTER QUIZ

THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS CAN ALL BE ANSWERED WITH A SINGLE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET. SEE HOW YOU MANY QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER ON THIS "LETTER QUIZ"

(WARNING: IT IS A VERY TOUGH QUIZ, SO DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU GET STUMPED ON A FEW QUESTIONS)

1) THANKS TO "SESAME STREET", WHAT LETTER IS E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL'S FIRST WORD OF ENGLISH?

2) WHAT'S THE ONLY LETTER TO ALSO NAME A "BEST PICTURE" OSCAR-NOMINATED FILM?

3) WHAT IS THE ONLY LETTER THAT DOES NOT APPEAR IN THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS?

4) WHAT WAS THE FIRST LETTER VANNA WHITE TURNED ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE?

5) IN A DEPARTING PRANK, WHAT LETTER DID CLINTON STAFFERS REMOVE FROM THE COMPUTER KEYBOARDS WHEN THEY VACATED THEIR WHITE HOUSE OFFICES IN 2001?

6) IN 1932, ACTRESS PEG ENTWHISTLE MADE HISTORY AND COMMITTED SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF THE "HOLLYWOOD" SIGN.  WHAT LETTER DID SHE JUMP FROM?

7) WHAT IS THE ONLY CONSONANT SOUND THAT CAN END A WORD IN JAPANESE?

8) IN THE CLASSIC "ARCHIE" COMIC BOOKS, WHAT LETTER ALWAYS APPEARED ON ARCHIE'S SWEATER?

MULTIPLE CHOICE

1. AS USUAL, AT THE ANNUAL NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, HE APPEARED IN A DIAPER. HE WAS:

A. THE LITTLE BOY WITH A "HAPPY NEW YEAR" SASH
B. THE LITTLE BOY WITH A "GOODBYE OLD YEAR" SASH
C. LARRY KING

2. PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS QUOTED AS SAYING: "ONLY FOUR OF US WERE THERE. ONLY FOUR OF US HAD THAT EXPERIENCE. JUST US FOUR KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE". TO WHAT WAS HE REFERRING?

A. BEING ONE OF THE BEATLES
B. BEING KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN
C. SEEING "LIONS FOR LAMBS"

3. IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, BARBARA WALTERS ASKED THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA WHY WOMEN WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE CARS IN HIS COUNTRY. THE KING SAID HE COULD ANSWER THAT IN TWO WORDS. WHAT WAS HIS REPLY?

A. "OUR RELIGION"
B. "TRIBAL LAWS"
C. "LINDSEY LOHAN"

4. IN AN AWKWARD MOMENT AT THE HANNUKAH CELEBRATION SHE ATTENDED, ROSIE O'DONNELL SAW A JEWISH MENORAH AND:

A. ASKED WHAT IT WAS
B. ASKED IF IT WAS NECESSARY
C. USED IT FOR A FORK

MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZ

1. THE FEELING THAT "THINGS SEEM THE SAME", "I'VE SEEN ALL THIS BEFORE", "I'VE EXPERIENCED THIS PREVIOUSLY" IS CALLED:

A. DEJA VU
B. PAST LIFE REGRESSION
C. GOING TO A JACKIE CHAN MOVIE

2. THIS AGGRESSIVE GROUP OF UNSHAVEN, BEWHISKERED, SAVAGE PRIMITIVES HATE AMERICA AND VOW TO DESTROY IT. THIS GROUP IS CALLED: