TWO FEROCIOUS, SAVAGE-LOOKING TIGERS WERE STROLLING THROUGH THE JUNGLE TOGETHER.
AS THEY WALKED INTO AN OPEN CLEARING, THE SECOND TIGER SUDDENLY LICKED THE FIRST TIGER'S BUTT. "HEY!!," SAID THE FIRST TIGER, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" "SORRY," THE SECOND TIGER SAID SHEEPISHLY.
THEY WALKED A FEW MORE YARDS AND AGAIN, THE SECOND TIGER LICKED THE FIRST TIGER'S REAR END."CUT THAT OUT!!", THE FIRST TIGER SAID, "STOP DOING THAT!!" THE SECOND TIGER NODDED QUIETLY.
THE TWO TIGERS AMBLED ON, AND AGAIN, THE SECOND TIGER LICKED THE FIRST TIGER'S ASS. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?," THE FIRST TIGER ROARED WITH ANGER, "WHAT'S WITH YOU ANYWAY?" "I'M SORRY," APOLOGIZED THE SECOND TIGER, "I JUST ATE A LAWYER, AND I WAS TRYING TO WASH THE TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH."
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