THE FIRST JEWISH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN ELECTED, AND HE WANTS HIS JEWISH MOTHER TO COME TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A VISIT.
HE CALLS HER ON THE PHONE TO INVITE HER OVER FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER.
"MOM", THE PRESIDENT SAYS, "I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO THANKSGIVING DINNER."
"I CAN'T", SHE SAYS, "MY CAR IS IN THE SHOP."
"MOM", HE SAYS, "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I'LL SENT A LIMOUSINE TO PICK YOU UP."
"BUT I DON'T HAVE A PLANE RESERVATION," SHE SAYS.
"MOM", HE SAYS, "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I'LL SEND AIR FORCE ONE TO PICK YOU UP."
"BUT IT'S SO EXPENSIVE STAYING AT A HOTEL," THE JEWISH MOTHER SAYS.
"MOM", HE SAYS, "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, YOU CAN STAY IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM AT THE WHITE HOUSE."
"ALRIGHT, I'LL COME," SHE FINALLY SAYS.
THE JEWISH MOTHER HANGS UP THE PHONE AND ANOTHER CALL COMES IN.
"HELLO, BETTY. IT'S SYLVIA", HER FRIEND SAYS, "SO WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU?"
"I'M GOING TO HAVE THANKSGIVING WITH MY SON," SAYS THE JEWISH MOTHER.
"OH, YOUR SON THE DOCTOR?", ASKS SYLVIA.
"NO," SAYS THE JEWISH MOTHER, "THE OTHER ONE."
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