IS THIS YOURS??

ODD ITEMS FOUND IN THE LONDON TRANSPORT'S LOST PROPERTY OFFICE.............

2 HUMAN SKULLS IN A RUG
A VASECTOMY KIT
BREAST IMPLANTS
A 14-FOOT BOAT
AN URN FILLED WITH ASHES
DEAD BATS IN A CONTAINER
A JAR OF SPERM FROM A PRIZE BULL
A STUFFED EAGLE
A LAWN MOWER
A SKELETON
A DOUBLE BED
A BOX OF FALSE EYEBALLS  (CLAIMED BY A HOSPITAL AFTER SIX YEARS)