JOKE OF THE DAY

AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE

A WEALTHY COUPLE WERE SITTING IN AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT.

SUDDENLY, A GORGEOUS REDHEAD APPROACHED THE MAN. SHE WALKED OVER TO THEIR TABLE AND GAVE THE MAN A BIG, PASSIONATE KISS, THEN SHE WALKED AWAY.

WHO WAS THAT??, ASKED THE WIFE ANGRILY.

THAT'S MY MISTRESS, THE MAN SAID.

ALRIGHT, SAID THE WIFE, THAT'S IT! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!

I UNDERSTAND, SAID THE HUSBAND, BUT YOU REALIZE THAT IF WE DO GET A DIVORCE, THAT MEANS NO MORE TRIPS TO PARIS IN THE SPRING AND NO MORE TRIPS TO MIAMI BEACH IN THE WINTER. IT MEANS NO MORE CADILLAC, NO MORE MAIDS, NO MORE BUTLERS, AND IT MEANS THE END OF OUR 32-ROOM MANSION. WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO MOVE OUT AND LIVE IN TWO SMALL HOUSES.

THE WIFE SAT WITH HER ARMS CROSSED.

RIGHT THEN, A MUTUAL FRIEND WALKED INTO THE RESTAURANT. HE HAD A GORGEOUS BLONDE ON HIS ARM.

WHO'S THAT WITH JIM?, ASKED THE WIFE.

THAT'S HIS MISTRESS, SAID THE HUSBAND.

OURS IS PRETTIER, REPLIED THE WIFE.