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$5.89 - PRICE OF A PACKET OF 24 FAKE ATM RECEIPTS SHOWING YOUR NAME AND A BALANCE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OF MORE THAN $300,000.00. (THE SELLER SUGGESTS YOU WRITE YOUR PHONE NUMBER OF THE BACK AND GIVE THEM TO WOMEN YOU MEET IN BARS TO INCREASE THE CHANCE THEY'LL CALL YOU)

9 - IN DAYS, THE LENGTH OF LADY JANE GREY'S REIGN OF ENGLAND (1553)

14 - IN MID-APRIL OF 1964, THE BEATLES HAD 14 RECORDS ON THE TOP 100 CHART

17 - 17% OF PEOPLE CAN'T WINK

33 - THE 117TH PSALM CONTAINS JUST 33 WORDS

50 - RON HUNT OF THE MONTREAL EXPOS WAS HIT BY A PITCH 50 TIMES IN 1971

57 - A STUDY REPORTED IN THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE FOUND THAT HAVING AN OBESE FRIEND INCREASES A PERSON'S CHANCES OF BECOMING OBESE BY 57%

65 - POLICE IN NORTHERN INDIA WERE PAID AN EXTRA 65 CENTS A MONTH FOR WEARING A MUSTACHE, WHICH OFFICIALS BELIEVE PROJECTS A GREATER AIR OF AUTHORITY

90 - OF 768 NATIVE-AMERICANS POLLED, PERCENTAGE "NOT OFFENDED" BY THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS MASCOT

191 - CALORIES IN A SERVING OF REGULAR PEANUT BUTTER (187 CALORIES IN A SERVING OF FAT-FREE PEANUT BUTTER)

$6,485.00 - RETAIL PRICE OF ONE BOTTLE OF LIMITED-EDITION PERRIER-JOUET CHAMPAGNE (WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE CHAMPAGNE)

10,407 - MOST CONSECUTIVE DAYS SPENT SURFING, DALE WEBSTER, ON FEB. 29, 1976, VOWED TO SURF EVERY DAY UNTIL FEB. 29TH FELL ON A SUNDAY AGAIN- A SPAN OF 29 YEARS (REPORTED IN 2004)

$85,000.00 - AVERAGE ANNUAL INCOME OF A FULL-TIME STRIPPER IN LAS VEGAS (MOST OF WHICH GOES UNTAXED)