LATEST NEWS JUST IN FROM CONGRESS

REPUBLICANS BEAT DEMOCRATS IN MUSICAL CHAIRS PLAY-OFF.

AS THE RECORD STOPPED, THE GOP LEADERS SCRAMBLED MADLY AND GRABBED ALL THE CHAIRS LEFT, WINNING THIS YEAR'S MUSICAL CHAIRS PLAY-OFF, LEAVING THE DEMS WITH ONLY THE FLOOR TO SIT ON.

BUT THE DEMOCRATS ARE HOPEFUL AND LOOKING FORWARD TO BEATING THE GOP AT JACKS, DODGE BALL AND FINGER PAINTING.