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January 14, 2020



Found your page while going down a movie cast rabbit hole that started with the 80s movie “Back to School” and ended up here....

Wishing you the very best and a speedy recovery. I always recognize your voice immediately as I’m sure many others do. I honestly hope you have a full recovery and we all get hear you in new movies.

Good luck and god speed !

Jeff Bender

Hello Eddie!
Just checking in to see how the good fight is going!

I heard a joke today that “may” give you a laugh...if not, at least you’re close to meds!

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

Let’s try this one:

A man walked into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said “you can’t bring your dog in here!” The man replied, “But he is no ordinary dog! As a matter of fact, he can play the piano!” To which the bartender motioned to the piano in the corner and exclaimed, “Well, let’s see what he’s got!”

The dog runs up to the piano, pulls up the stool and just as he was about to tinkle the ivories, an ugly bull mastiff rushes through the door and grabs him by the scruff of the neck and departs the bar.

Startled, the bartender asks, “What just happened there?!”
To which the man replied, “Oh...that was his mother. She wants him to be a doctor”.

Okay, Eddie....if those make you feel more ill, call the nurse for a sponge bath! Until next time, stay positive and get well soon. We need people like you who can actually tell jokes that are funny!


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