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THEIR "FIRST TIME"- HOW OLD WERE THEY?

SEAN CONNERY - 8 - I WAS EIGHT, BUT I CAN'T RECALL WITH WHOM

JERRY LEWIS - 11 (WITH A STRIPPER PROCURED BY HIS FATHER)

JIMI HENDRIX - 12

DON JOHNSON - 12

GILLIAN ANDERSON - 13 (WITH A PUNK WHO LATER BECAME A NEO-NAZI - IT WAS AWKWARD, STUPID, UNADULTERATED CRAP. I FEEL VERY ASHAMED, LOOKING BACK ON IT)

MAE WEST - 13

CLINT EASTWOOD - 14 (WITH A VERY FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR)

PHIL COLLINS - 14 (IN A GARDEN PLOT)

NATALIE WOOD - 14

CHER - 14

BRUCE WILLIS - 14 - I WAS A BELLBOY AT A HOLIDAY INN. SHE WAS A GORGEOUS CHICK. WE DID IT IN A LAUNDRY ROOM

MICHAEL CAINE - 15 - WE DID IT IN A PARK

LISA MARIE PRESLEY - 15 (WITH HER DRUG DEALER)

PAUL McCARTNEY - 15 (WITH HIS BABY SITTER)

MADONNA - 15 (IN THE BACK OF A CADILLAC WITH A GUY NAMED RUSSELL)

GROUCHO MARX - 15 - WITH A HOOKER IN MONTREAL - I GOT THE CLAP

DUSTIN HOFFMAN - 15 - WITH A NYMPHOMANIAC NAMED BARBARA

CHARLIE SHEEN - 15 - WITH A HOOKER. SHE WANTED $400.00, SO I USED MY FATHER'S CREDIT CARD

JOHN LENNON - 15 (WITH BARBARA BAKER, HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND)

MARILYN MONROE - 16 (WITH HER FIRST HUSBAND, JAMES DOUGHERTY)

STEVEN SPIELBERG - 17

JOHN F. KENNEDY - 17 (IN A HARLEM BORDELLO WITH A $3 HOOKER)

JOAN COLLINS - 17 - HE WAS 33. IT WAS THE PITS

WALT DISNEY - 18 (ON HIS BIRTHDAY)

LEONARDO DiCAPRIO - 18

MARLON BRANDO - 18 (WITH AN OLDER COLOMBIAN WOMAN)

BROOKE SHIELDS - 18 (WITH ACTOR DEAN CAIN)

BARBRA STREISAND - 18

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE - 18 (WITH A HOOKER)

BRAD PITT - 18

H.G. WELLS - 22

HUGH HEFNER - 22

ELLIOTT GOULD - 23 (WITH BARBRA STREISAND)

BETTE DAVIS - 26

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW - 29

LISA KUDROW - 31 - I'M GLAD I WAITED TILL I WAS MARRIED

MARK TWAIN - 34

(WOOD DOES NOT CONDUCT COLD)

2 - GEORGE WASHINGTON LOVED ICE CREAM SO MUCH HE HAD 2 ICE CREAM FREEZERS INSTALLED AT HIS MOUNT VERNON HOME

12 - THE PANDA SPENDS ABOUT 12 HOURS A DAY EATING FROM 23 TO 36 POUNDS OF BAMBOO

14 - ANDERS BJORKLUND OF SWEDEN WAS ABLE TO SPIN A FRYING PAN ON ONE FINGER FOR 14 MINUTES (NOV. 29, 2001)

18 - A GIRAFFE'S TONGUE CAN BE UP TO 18 INCHES LONG

25 - TROOPER JOHNSON AND JEFF GRIFFIN EACH MADE 25 BASKETBALL FREE THROWS IN ONE MINUTE FLAT- FROM THEIR WHEELCHAIRS (FEB. 14, 2008)

26 - IT TOOK A BRITISH MAN, GRAHAM PARKER, 26 YEARS TO SOLVE RUBICK'S CUBE (I HAVE WRIST AND BACK PROBLEMS FROM SPENDING HOURS ON IT, BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. WHEN I CLICKED THAT LAST BIT INTO PLACE AND EACH FACE WAS A SOLID COLOR - I WEPT.)

27 - 27 MEN HAVE FLOWN TO THE MOON AND 12 HAVE WALKED ON ITS SURFACE
 
42 - OCTOBER 2008 WAS MIAMI'S FIRST MURDER-FREE MONTH IN 42 YEARS

50 x 2 - DAVID STEIN OF NEW YORK CREATED THE BIGGEST BUBBLE EVER BLOWN- 50 FEET LONG AND 2 FEET IN DIAMETER

361 - THE JORDANAIRES SANG BACKUP ON 361 ELVIS PRESLEY RECORDINGS

1,000 - THE GOLDEN DART FROG IS SO POISONOUS THAT THE SKIN OF A SINGLE FROG CAN KILL UP TO 1,000 PEOPLE

8,445 - LONGEST INAUGURATION SPEECH BY A U.S. PRESIDENT - BY WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON - 8,445 WORDS (HE DIED IN OFFICE JUST 30 DAYS LATER)

$60,000.00 - PRICE LISTED IN THE NEIMAN MARCUS CATALOG TO HAVE A LIFE-SIZED REPLICA OF YOURSELF BUILT WITH LEGOS

$91,000.00 - A PAIR OF 1950'S LEVIS THAT HAD NEVER BEEN WASHED SOLD TO A COLLECTOR FOR $91,000.00

HAIR OF THE SNAKE?

1 IN 3 - 1 IN 3 SNAKE BITE VICTIMS IS DRUNK

8 - THE AVERAGE PERSON USES 8 SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER PER BATHROOM VISIT

9 - A COCKROACH CAN LIVE FOR 9 DAYS AFTER YOU'VE CUT IT'S HEAD OFF. AFTER WHICH, IT WILL STARVE TO DEATH

13.7 - PETER DOWDESWELL ATE ONE POUND OF EELS IN 13.7 SECONDS

22 - A KOALA BEAR WITH SLEEP 22 HOURS OF THE DAY

40 - PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO MOVE TO A NEW ADDRESS WHO CHANGE THEIR BRAND OF TOOTHPASTE AT THE SAME TIME

42 - 42 FEET- RECORD LONGEST KANGAROO JUMP

47 - MOST MEN RIDING A MOTORCYCLE SIMULTANEOUSLY

50 - PERCENTAGE OF PIZZA SOLD IN THE U.S. WITH PEPPERONI TOPPING

88 - THE MAN WHO NAMED EIGHTY-EIGHT, KENTUCKY, NAMED IT BECAUSE HE HAD 88 CENTS IN HIS POCKET AT THE TIME

220 - THE ORIGINAL GODZILLA COSTUME WEIGHED 220 LBS. (MADE OF BAMBOO AND URETHANE)

$61,830.00 - SUM PAID AT AUCTION FOR A SELF-PORTRAIT DRAWN BY KATE MOSS IN RED LIPSTICK

$175,000.00 - HARPO MARX'S SALARY FOR A DAY AT THE RACES (1937)

THAT'S COOL

6 - IN THE U.S. 6 TUBS OF COOL WHIP ARE PURCHASED EVERY SECOND

15 - EVERY 15 MINUTES SOMEONE IN SCOTLAND HAS A HEART ATTACK

20 - MOST KEYS REMOVED BY A PARROT FROM A KEYRING - SMIDGE THE PARROT REMOVED 20 KEYS IN 2 MINUTES (MAY 23, 2007)

35 - BILLIONAIRE WARREN BUFFET WAS ONCE A NEWSPAPER DELIVERY BOY. FIRST TAX DEDUCTION - $35.00 FOR HIS BICYCLE

40 - REESE WITHERSPOON HAD 40 DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLES IN THE MOVIE LEGALLY BLONDE (IT RUNS JUST 96 MINUTES)

52 - PARKER BROTHERS INITIALLY REJECTED MONOPOLY, CITING "52 FUNDEMENTAL PLAYING FLAWS"

71 - PERCENTAGE OF OFFICE WORKERS SURVEYED WHO AGREED TO TRADE THEIR COMPUTER PASSWORDS FOR A CHOCOLATE BAR

80 - PEOPLE IN THE U.S. TELEPHONE DIRECTORY LISTED UNDER THE NAME "S. CLAUS"

104 - I.Q. OF THE AVERAGE POLICE OFFICER

189 - GUESTS AT THE AVERAGE WEDDING

393 - ON SEPT. 26, 1970, JOHN KENMUIR LICKED 393 STAMPS IN 4 MINUTES

110-98-73 - ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER USED ANNUALLY PER CAPITA IN ENGLAND, THE U.S. AND GERMANY RESPECTIVELY

600,000 - MORE THAN 600,000 AMERICANS ARE INJURED BY BEDS EVERY YEAR (MOSTLY BY FALLING OUT OF BEDS OR HITTING THEIR HEAD ON THE HEADBOARDS)

YOKO - SHMOKO

0 - WHEN HEATHER MILLS DIVORCED PAUL MCCARTNEY SHE PLEDGED TO GIVE A "LARGE MAJORITY" OF HER $48 MILLION DOLLAR SETTLEMENT TO ADOPT-A-MINEFIELD. AS OF SEPTEMBER, THE CHARITY HAD RECEIVED $0.

.00000275 - THE HOUR HAND ON A WRISTWATCH TRAVELS AT A SPEED OF .00000275 M.P.H.

8 - BECAUSE BRAZILIAN LAW ALLOWS CANDIDATES TO USE ANY NAME THEY LIKE, 8 DIFFERENT PEOPLE RAN FOR OFFICE AS BARACK OBAMA IN LOCAL ELECTIONS IN OCTOBER.

17 - ACCORDING TO A SURVEY OF DOCTORS STARTING A RESIDENCY IN INTERNAL MEDICINE, 17% HAD MADE FUN OF A PATIENT, WHEN THE PATIENT WAS UNDER ANESTHESIA (SOMETIMES THEIR COLLEAGUES JOINED IN).

35 - PERCENTAGE OF BLIND PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN BLIND.

52 - PERCENTAGE OF AMERICANS WHO WOULD RATHER GIVE UP THEIR COFFEE THAN THEIR WORKPLACE INTERNET CONNECTION.

55 - PERCENTAGE OF AMERICANS - RELIGIOUS OR NOT - WHO AGREE WITH THE STATEMENT "I WAS PROTECTED FROM HARM BY A GUARDIAN ANGEL".

86 - THE BIGGEST TURKEY ON RECORD WEIGHED 86 POUNDS.

2,500 - NUMBER OF NEWBORN BABIES WHO WILL BE DROPPED IN THE NEXT MONTH.

6,000 - ON ANY GIVEN DAY, ABOUT 6,000 AMERICANS TRY MARIJUANA FOR THE FIRST TIME.

7,500 - NUMBER OF POUNDS OF HAM ON THE TITANIC WHEN IT SANK.

$497,500.00 - AMOUNT PAID AT AUCTION FOR THE STRATOCASTER GUITAR JIMI HENDRIX SET ON FIRE DURING A 1967 CONCERT IN LONDON.

75,600,000 - ABOUT 75,600,00 PUMPKIN PIES ARE BAKED EACH WINTER HOLIDAY SEASON IN THE UNITED STATES

SUBTLE...

$5.89 - PRICE OF A PACKET OF 24 FAKE ATM RECEIPTS SHOWING YOUR NAME AND A BALANCE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OF MORE THAN $300,000.00. (THE SELLER SUGGESTS YOU WRITE YOUR PHONE NUMBER OF THE BACK AND GIVE THEM TO WOMEN YOU MEET IN BARS TO INCREASE THE CHANCE THEY'LL CALL YOU)

9 - IN DAYS, THE LENGTH OF LADY JANE GREY'S REIGN OF ENGLAND (1553)

14 - IN MID-APRIL OF 1964, THE BEATLES HAD 14 RECORDS ON THE TOP 100 CHART

17 - 17% OF PEOPLE CAN'T WINK

33 - THE 117TH PSALM CONTAINS JUST 33 WORDS

50 - RON HUNT OF THE MONTREAL EXPOS WAS HIT BY A PITCH 50 TIMES IN 1971

57 - A STUDY REPORTED IN THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE FOUND THAT HAVING AN OBESE FRIEND INCREASES A PERSON'S CHANCES OF BECOMING OBESE BY 57%

65 - POLICE IN NORTHERN INDIA WERE PAID AN EXTRA 65 CENTS A MONTH FOR WEARING A MUSTACHE, WHICH OFFICIALS BELIEVE PROJECTS A GREATER AIR OF AUTHORITY

90 - OF 768 NATIVE-AMERICANS POLLED, PERCENTAGE "NOT OFFENDED" BY THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS MASCOT

191 - CALORIES IN A SERVING OF REGULAR PEANUT BUTTER (187 CALORIES IN A SERVING OF FAT-FREE PEANUT BUTTER)

$6,485.00 - RETAIL PRICE OF ONE BOTTLE OF LIMITED-EDITION PERRIER-JOUET CHAMPAGNE (WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE CHAMPAGNE)

10,407 - MOST CONSECUTIVE DAYS SPENT SURFING, DALE WEBSTER, ON FEB. 29, 1976, VOWED TO SURF EVERY DAY UNTIL FEB. 29TH FELL ON A SUNDAY AGAIN- A SPAN OF 29 YEARS (REPORTED IN 2004)

$85,000.00 - AVERAGE ANNUAL INCOME OF A FULL-TIME STRIPPER IN LAS VEGAS (MOST OF WHICH GOES UNTAXED)

BY THE NUMBERS

.002 - JUST .002 OUNCES OF A DROP OF VENOM (ABOUT THE SIZE OF A SMALL RAINDROP) FROM THE AUSTRALIAN SMALL-SCALE SNAKE CAN KILL SEVERAL ADULT HUMANS.

1 - ONE ELEPHANT IS USUALLY SMALLER THAN A BLUE WHALE'S TONGUE.

5 - BEES HAVE FIVE EYES.

$5.00 - WHEN PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED ON APRIL 14, 1865, HE HAD A $5.00 BILL IN HIS POCKET (A CONFEDERATE BILL).

7 - CESAR GUTIERREZ OF THE DETROIT TIGERS HAD 7 HITS IN 7 AT-BATS IN A GAME ON JUNE 12, 1970. THE FOLLOWING YEAR, HE ONLY HAD 7 HITS DURING THE ENTIRE SEASON (HIS NUMBER WAS #7).

30 - THE "GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K. CORRAL: 30 GUNSHOTS IN 30 MINUTES, IN AN AREA JUST 18 FEET WIDE.

36 - AMERICAN ROCK GROUP WITH THE MOST "TOP FORTY" HITS: THE BEACH BOYS WITH 36.

80 - SLOTHS, ARMADILLOS AND OPOSSUMS SPEND 80% OF THEIR LIVES SLEEPING OR DOZING.

124 - NUMBER OF MUNCHKINS IN THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939)

214 - NUMBER OF SONGS RECORDED BY THE BEATLES AT EMI STUDIOS (1962-1970).

440 - FATALITIES, BY LIGHTNING, IN FLORIDA (SINCE 1959) (MORE THAN TWICE THE AMOUNT OF ANY OTHER STATE) (NEXT HIGHEST: TEXAS, WITH 200).

300,000,000 - PIZZA HUT USES 300 MILLION LBS. OF CHEESE ANNUALLY.

409-52-2002 - ELVIS PRESLEY'S SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

4 IN 10 - U.S. DRIVERS HAVE GIVEN ANOTHER DRIVER THE FINGER

8 - AVERAGE NUMBER OF PEAS IN A POD

18 - THE TYPICAL AMERICAN KID SPENDS 18% OF THE YEAR IN FRONT OF A TV OR A COMPUTER SCREEN

35-22-35 - MARILYN MONROE'S MEASUREMENTS (DRESSMAKER'S CLAIM)

37-23-36 - MARILYN MONROE'S MEASUREMENTS (STUDIO CLAIM)

44 - PERCENTAGE OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS WHO BELIEVE THINGS WILL GET BETTER FOR BLACKS IN THE FUTURE (THE PERCENTAGE WAS 57% TWO DECADES AGO)

46.6 - WHEN TRIX CEREAL WAS INTRODUCED IN 1954, IT WAS 46.6% SUGAR

50 - IT TAKES ABOUT 50 HOURS FOR A SNAKE TO DIGEST ONE FROG

75 - PERCENTAGE OF THEIR EXISTENCE COCKROACHES SPEND RESTING

100 - AMERICANS CONSUME 100 POUNDS OF CHOCOLATE EVERY SECOND

1,440 - NUMBER OF PING-PONG RELATED INJURIES FOR WHICH AMERICANS SOUGHT HOSPITAL TREATMENT IN 2003

2,664 - LARGEST FISH EVER CAUGHT ON A ROD AND REEL: 2,664-POUND GREAT WHITE SHARK

34,753 - DURING ITS 19-MONTH RUN, THE PONY EXPRESS DELIVERED 34,753 PIECES OF MAIL

520,000 - THERE ARE MORE THAN 520,000 DEER-RELATED TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS EVERY YEAR IN THE UNITED STATES

BY THE NUMBERS

1 - ONLY ONE U.S. PRESIDENT SINCE WORLD WAR II WAS NEVER NAMED TIME MAGAZINE'S "MAN OF THE YEAR"- GERALD FORD

2 - NUMBER OF DOGS HANGED FOR WITCHCRAFT DURING THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS

3 - ROBERT LINCOLN, THE SON OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, IS THE ONLY PERSON IN HISTORY TO WITNESS 3 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATIONS (HIS FATHER'S, JAMES GARFIELD'S, AND WILLIAM MCKINLEY'S)

4 - ONLY FOUR-LETTER TITLE OF AN OSCAR-WINNING BEST PICTURE - GIGI (1958)

10 - ACCORDING TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION, THE NAME EMILY HAS BEEN THE MOST POPULAR NAME FOR BABY GIRLS THE LAST 10 YEARS IN A ROW

21 - THE 21 SMALLEST U.S. STATES, COMBINED, ARE STILL SMALLER THAN ALASKA

24 & 18 - SENATOR STROM THURMOND HAD A RECORD 24 HOUR AND 18 MINUTE FILIBUSTER IN THE U.S. CONGRESS IN 1957 (A URINE PAIL NEARBY, STANDING AT THE READY)- HE WAS HOPING TO PREVENT THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1957

400 - A ONE-WAY TICKET ON THE HINDENBURG COST $400.00 IN 1936

741 - PINK FLOYD'S DARK SIDE OF THE MOON ALBUM SPENT A RECORD 741 CONSECUTIVE WEEKS ON BILLBOARD'S "TOP 200 ALBUMS" CHART

1000 - BEFORE THE YEAR 1000 A.D., THE WORD "SHE" DIDN'T EXIST IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

3,560 - NUMBER OF LIFE JACKETS ON THE TITANIC

1,000,000 - IN 1811, LONDON BECAME THE FIRST MODERN CITY TO SURPASS 1 MILLION INHABITANTS

BY THE NUMBERS

2/3.....................2/3RD'S OF ALL MEN & WOMEN TILT THEIR HEAD TO THE RIGHT WHEN KISSING.

1.......................NUMBER OF PIXAR FILMS NOT TO BE RATED "G" (THE INCREDIBLES)

2........................NUMBER OF U.S. STATES WHERE IT IS ILLEGAL TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS (OREGON AND NEW JERSEY)

5.......................A PILOT MUST SHOOT DOWN 5 ENEMY PLANES TO BE CALLED AN "ACE"

6........................6 DOT POSITIONS IN EACH LETTER OF THE BRAILLE ALPHABET

7.........................IN MINUTES, THE AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF A HOCKEY PUCK IN A PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY GAME

15.......................NUMBER OF TIMES THE AVERAGE ADULT LAUGHS EACH DAY (STATISTICS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE ON THIS POINT: SOME STUDIES INDICATE THE FIGURE TO BE AS HIGH AS 60 TIMES A DAY, BUT MOST NEWSPAPERS PUT THE FIGURE AT 15)

21.......................NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DIED OF FRIGHT DURING THE 1994 EARTHQUAKE IN LOS ANGELES

43-34.....................SCORE OF THE FIRST OFFICIAL GAME PLAYED BY THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS IN 1927 (THEY LOST TO THE HINCKLEY MECHANICS)

57........................PERCENTAGE OF DOCTORS IN CHINA WHO SMOKE

59........................AGE OF SEAN CONNERY IN 1989, WHEN WAS VOTED THE OLDEST EVER "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE" BY "PEOPLE MAGAZINE

554.........................NUMBER OF RED ROSES PRESENTED TO THE WINNING HORSE IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY

33,000.....................IN 1972, FLIGHT ATTENDANT YESNA VULNOVIC FREE-FELL FROM JAT YUGOSLAV FLIGHT 364 WHEN THE PLANE EXPLODED OVER CZECHOSLOVAKIA. SHE FELL FROM A HEIGHT OF 33,000 FEET- AND SHE SURVIVED (!!!!!)

BY THE NUMBERS

3........ROBINS EAT 3 MILES OF WORMS IN A YEAR
4 OF 5 VISITORS NEVER COME BACK TO A WEBSITE
7.....GALLONS OF SALIVA SECRETED DAILY BY THE
                                                  AVERAGE HORSE
9........THERE ARE 9 MUSCLES IN THE HUMAN EAR
15.......................NUTS IN EACH SNICKERS BAR
57%....................OF DOCTORS IN CHINA SMOKE

BY THE NUMBERS

1 TO 1 - RATIO OF RATS TO RESIDENTS IN NEW YORK CITY
3 - HAMBURGERS THE AVERAGE AMERICAN CONSUMES EACH WEEK
5½ - IN MONTHS, AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF A FARM-RAISED PIG
13 - MICHAEL JORDAN'S SHOE SIZE
14 - PERCENTAGE OF FOOD BROUGHT INTO AN AMERICAN HOUSE THAT IS THROWN OUT
20 - PERCENTAGE OF KOSHER FOOD SOLD IN AMERICA THAT IS BOUGHT BY JEWS
42 - STATES WITH AN OFFICIAL STATE FISH (MOST COMMON STATE FISH: BROOK TROUT)
132 - MOST FREQUENT GUEST ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW"- 132 APPEARANCES, BOB HOPE
.218 - SEASON BATTING AVERAGE IN 1945 OF PETE GRAY, ONE-ARMED OUTFIELDER OF THE ST. LOUIS BROWNS (PLAYED 77 GAMES)
298 - HIGHEST SCORE EVER BOWLED BY A FIRST-TIME BOWLER (STEVE TUDOR, MAY 23, 2003)
691 - BILLIONAIRES IN THE WORLD
1,098 - MOST BOOKS WRITTEN ABOUT A U.S. PRESIDENT, ABRAHAM LINCOLN
45,000 - BARBER SHOPS IN THE U.S.

BY THE NUMBERS

3.....................CAMELS HAVE 3 EYELIDS TO PROTECT THEIR EYES FROM BLOWING SAND

32.......................THE LEECH HAS 32 BRAINS

42......................AGE OF YOUNGEST U.S. PRESIDENT, TEDDY ROOSEVELT (TOOK OFFICE IN 1901, UPON WILLIAM McKINLEY'S ASSASSINATION)

BY THE NUMBERS

0..................ON MAY 6, 1953, ALVA "BOBO" HOLLOMAN BECAME THE ONLY MODERN PITCHER IN BASEBALL HISTORY TO PICH A NO-HITTER IN HIS FIRST START. HOLLOMAN NO-HIT THE PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS BY A 6-0 SCORE.

3....................AN OCTOPUS HAS THREE HEARTS

BY THE NUMBERS

0 - ROGER MOORE PORTRAYED JAMES BOND IN 7 FILMS, BUT NEVER ONCE ORDERED OR DRANK A "MARTINI, SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED"

1 - NUMBER OF TIMES FRED AND ETHYL MERTZ'S KITCHEN WAS SHOWN IN AN EPISODE OF "I LOVE LUCY"

5 - ELVIS PRESLEY'S WEIGHT AT BIRTH WAS 5 LBS.

5 TO 6 - CURRENT ODDS IN LAS VEGAS THAT O.J. SIMPSON WILL BE AQUITTED

7 - THE "7-SECOND-DELAY" WAS USED FOR ONLY 2 PERFORMERS IN THE HISTORY OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"- THEY WERE RICHARD PRYOR AND ANDREW DICE CLAY

20 - YEARS AFTER BEETHOVEN BECAME DEAF THAT HE COMPOSED HIS NINTH SYMPHONY

36 - J. OWEN "CHIEF" WILSON OF THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES HIT A RECORD 36 TRIPLES IN THE 1912 SEASON (HE NEVER HIT MORE THAN 12 IN ANY OTHER YEAR)

102 - AGE OF ELSIE MCCLEAN, OLDEST GOLFER EVER TO SCORE A HOLE-IN-ONE

166 - NUMBER OF ORIGINAL EPISODES OF "THE FLINTSTONES" (1960-1966)

1,750 - LBS. OF ICE CREAM ON "THE TITANIC" WHEN SHE SANK IN 1912

28,414 - NUMBER OF CHEERLEADER-RELATED INJURIES THAT VISITED TO U.S. HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOMS IN 2004

$2,000,000.00 - AMOUNT HUGH HEFNER OFFERED BRITNEY SPEARS TO POSE NUDE FOR "PLAYBOY" MAGAZINE IN 2002. CURRENT OFFER: $400,000.00