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I'M NOT YOUR AVERAGE MAN

ACCORDING TO LIVESCIENCE.COM, THE AVERAGE MAN SPENDS ABOUT ONE FULL YEAR OF HIS LIFE STARING AT WOMEN.

ASKED OF WOMEN - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TOLD IF A MAN ISN'T INTERESTED IN YOU?

   38% - NOT INTERESTED, STRAIGHT FORWARD

   34% - WANT GUY TO WAIT A FEW DAYS & LET THEM DOWN GENTLY

   26% - WANT FEELINGS SPARED. JUST TAKE THEIR # AND NEVER CALL

IF YOU ARE A MAN YOU ARE 2 1/2 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS THAN IF YOU ARE A WOMAN.

PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE AGE 6 AND OVER WHO PARTICIPATED IN PHYSICAL FITNESS ACTIVITIES AROUND TWICE A WEEK (2008):

   MEN - 44.8%

   WOMEN - 47.6%



56% OF MEN USE DIETING WILLPOWER WHEN ON VACATION.

32% OF WOMEN KNOW THEIR CHOLESTEROL COUNT.

PCT. OF WOMEN SOLDIERS IN THE WAR:

   PERSIAN GULF WAR (1990)- 16%

   WORLD WAR II- 2.5%

   VIETNAM WAR- 3%

   KOREAN WAR- 2%

SURVEY SAYS!

FAMILY FEUD SURVEY QUESTION (ASKED OF 100 WOMEN)

NAME SOMETHING YOU'D BE GLAD TO NEVER WEAR AGAIN:

1) GIRDLE - 21

2) DRESS/GOWN - 15

3) BRA - 11

4) SHOES/ HIGH HEELS - 10

5) NYLONS - 6

6) UNDERPANTS - 5

HIT THE SPOT!

WHEN IMAGES OF BULLS-EYES, HOUSEFLIES AND OTHER TARGETS ARE ETCHED INTO THE BOTTOM OF A MEN'S ROOM URINAL, SPILLAGE IS REDUCED BY 80%.

TRW?

SURVEY QUESTION FROM FAMILY FEUD
(ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE)

NAME SOMEONE WHO MIGHT KNOW MORE ABOUT A MAN THAN HIS OWN WIFE WOULD:

1) PARENTS - 45
2) BEST FRIEND - 15
3) DOCTOR - 13
4) SECRETARY - 9
5) MISTRESS - 7

WHOSE NOSE?

FAMILY FEUD SURVEY QUESTION
(ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE):

NAME SOMETHING THAT CAN MAKE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LOOK UNATTRACTIVE?

1) SMOKE CIGARETTES - 47
2) GROUCHY/BAD ATTITUDE - 12
3) CHEW GUM - 7
4) BITE NAILS - 5
5) PICK NOSE - 5

VIVA LE DIFFERENCE!

44% OF MEN PUT MORE TIME AND EFFORT INTO MAKING THEIR SUPER BOWL PLANS THAN INTO MAKING PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

WOMEN OUTNUMBER MEN IN SHOPLIFTING CONVICTIONS BY A RATIO OF 5 TO 1.

MEN CAN READ SMALL PRINT BETTER THAN WOMEN.

95% OF WOMEN (PREGNANT OR OTHERWISE) EXPERIENCE FOOD CRAVINGS.
70% OF MEN DO.

MEN BURN FAT MORE QUICKLY THAN WOMEN BY A RATE OF ABOUT 50 CALORIES. (THIS COMES TO ABOUT ONE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE'S WORTH PER DAY.)

SEX IS COVERED -
IN MEN'S MAGAZINE'S - 66%
IN WOMEN'S MAGAZINES - 72%
(UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA COLLEGE OF JOURNALISM STUDY)

AFTER LOOKING AT NUDE PHOTOS OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN FEEL THEIR MATES ARE LESS ATTRACTIVE AND REPORT THEY FEEL LESS IN LOVE.

WOMEN GO TO DOCTORS MORE OFTEN THAN MEN - 50% MORE.
THEY ALSO GO TO THE DENTIST MORE OFTEN - BY 30%.

YES, ON AVERAGE MEN EARN MORE THAN WOMEN IN MANY PROFESSIONS, BUT FEMALE NURSES DO EARN MORE THAN MALE NURSES - ABOUT 5% MORE.

46% OF BOYS HAVE HAD SEX BY THE AGE OF 15.
30% OF GIRLS HAVE.

BARBECUING - IT'S A "GUY THING"

84% OF AMERICANS OWN SOME KIND OF BARBECUE OR GRILL (CHARCOAL OR GAS) - OF THOSE:

63% OF MEN BARBECUE REGULARLY
39% OF WOMEN DO

IN A SIMILAR STUDY CONDUCTED BY WEBER-STEPHENS, THE LARGEST MANUFACTURER OF OUTDOOR GRILLS, OF COUPLES WHO OWN A BARBECUE:

63% OF THE MEN DO THE BARBECUING
22% OF THE WOMEN DO THE BARBECUING
15% OF COUPLES SHARE THE BARBECUING CHORES BETWEEN THEM

NOT FRENCH WOMEN

WOMEN'S TOP CHOICES FOR REMOVING HAIR FROM THEIR LEGS

1) SHAVING- 50%
2) WAXING- 25%
3) DEPILATORY- 25%

ON ANY ONE GIVEN DAY 50% OF U.S.WOMEN ARE ON A DIET.

THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN'S BODY WEIGHS 15% MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID...

FAMILY FEUD QUESTION
(ASKED OF 100 MARRIED MEN):

NAME SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T DARE BUY WITHOUT FIRST ASKING YOUR WIFE?.....

1) CAR/MOTORCYCLE - 50
2) CLOTHES/SHOES - 14
3) HOUSE - 13
4) JEWELRY - 7
5) FURNITURE - 6
6) TOOLS - 2
7) DINNER/FOOD - 2

TAKE MY WEAVER-HUMAN, PLEASE!

HUSBAND

THE WORD "HUSBAND" COMES FROM THE GERMAN WORDS "HUS" AND "BUNDA", WHICH MEAN "HOUSE" AND "OWNER". THE WORD ORIGINALLY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MARITAL STATUS, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HOME OWNERSHIP MADE HUSBANDS EXTREMELY DESIRABLE MARRIAGE PARTNERS.

WIFE

"WIFE" COMES FROM THE ANGLO-SAXON WORDS "WIFFAN" AND "MANN", WHICH MEAN "WEAVER" AND "HUMAN". IN ANCIENT TIMES, THERE WERE NO WORDS TO SPECIFICALLY DESCRIBE MALES AND FEMALES. ONE WAY ANGLO-SAXONS DENOTED THE DIFFERENCE WAS TO USE THE WORD "WIFFMANN" OR "WEAVER-HUMAN". IT MADE SENSE BECAUSE WEAVING WAS A TASK TRADITIONALLY PERFORMED BY WOMEN.

IT MAKES IT HARD TO SNEAK OUT

44% OF MEN DON'T LIKE IT WHEN WOMEN JUMP UP AFTER MAKING LOVE AND PUT THEIR CLOTHES ON.

59% OF WOMEN DID NOT ENJOY THEIR FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER.
4% OF MEN SAID THE SAME.

53% OF MEN WORRIED ABOUT NOT PLEASING THEIR PARTNER DURING SEX. 54% THINK IF THEIR PARTNER IS QUIET, THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

60% OF WOMEN THINK THE WAY TO THEIR PARTNER'S HEART IS THROUGH THEIR STOMACH.
27% OF MEN AGREE.

88% OF MEN ARE TURNED ON BY WOMEN SAYING WHAT THEY WANT IN BED.

BRITISH WOMEN TOLD POLLSTERS THEY'D RATHER GIVE UP SEX THAN CHOCOLATE.

73% OF U.S. MOMS WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME.

91% OF WOMEN THINK THEY'RE AS GOOD A MOM AS THEIR MOTHER, OR BETTER.

RED-HEADED MEN ARE MORE LIKELY TO GO BALD THAN ANYONE ELSE.

IF YOU'RE AN AVERAGE MAN, YOUR EYES ARE SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN THE AVERAGE WOMAN'S.

42% OF THE AVERAGE MAN'S BODY IS MUSCLE.
38% OF THE AVERAGE WOMAN'S BODY IS.

SURVEY SAYS - VEGAS

FROM FAMILY FEUD - ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE:

IN LAS VAGAS, WHAT DOES A WOMAN DO WHILE HER HUSBAND IS GAMBLING?

1) SHOP - 37
2) SEE SHOW - 20
3) PLAY SLOTS/GAMBLE - 10
4) WALK/SIGHT-SEE - 8
5) DRINK - 7
6) GET MASSAGE/SPA - 6

INTERNET DATING

MEN'S PREFERENCES:

1. ATTRACTIVENESS
2. COMMITMENT
3. SOCIAL SKILLS
4. RESOURCES (MONEY)

WOMEN'S PREFERENCES:

1. COMMITMENT
2. SOCIAL SKILLS
3. RESOURCES (MONEY)
4. ATTRACTIVENESS

LET"S PUT IT TO A VOTE

YEARS WOMEN WERE GIVEN THE VOTE AND ALLOWED TO RUN FOR OFFICE..................

UNITED STATES: 1788 (TO RUN FOR OFFICE)
NEW ZEALAND: 1893 (TO VOTE)
FINLAND: 1906
NORWAY: 1907 (TO RUN FOR OFFICE)
DENMARK: 1915
BELGIUM: 1919 (TO VOTE)
MONGOLIA: 1924
SOUTH AFRICA: 1924 (WHITES)
PHILIPPINES: 1937
FRANCE: 1944
CHILE: 1949 (TO RUN FOR OFFICE)
MEXICO: 1953 (TO RUN FOR OFFICE)
CANADA: 1960 (TO RUN FOR OFFICE)
MONACO: 1962
SWITZERLAND: 1971
BANGLADESH: 1972
SOUTH AFRICA: 1994 (BLACKS)

THE ONLY TWO COUNTRIES WHERE MEN ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE AND WOMEN ARE NOT:

SAUDI ARABIA
VATICAN CITY

MEN VS. WOMEN - THE RESULTS ARE IN

30% OF MEN SAY THEY WOULD RATHER THEIR TEAM WINS THE SUPER BOWL THAN GETTING A DATE WITH A SUPERMODEL, WINNING A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BEER OR WINNING THE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE 3 YEARS IN A ROW.

WOMEN SMILE MORE AT PEOPLE THEY KNOW.

MEN TEND TO SMILE MORE AT STRANGERS (THIS WOULD MAKE SENSE BECAUSE WOMEN HAVE TO BE WARY OF GUYS HITTING ON THEM).

MORE WOMEN SMILE FROM NERVOUSNESS AND A DESIRE TO BE LIKED & A FEAR THEY WON'T BE.

WOMEN TEND TO SMILE WHEN DELIVERING BAD NEWS, SO MUCH SO THAT THE POINT OF THEIR MESSAGE IS SOMETIMES UNCLEAR.

A NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY SURVEY SAYS MEN CHANGE THEIR MINDS MORE OFTEN THAN WOMEN, 2 TO 3 TIMES MORE OFTEN. WOMEN TAKE LONGER TO MAKE UP THEIR MINDS, BUT THEY STICK TO THEIR DECISIONS MORE ONCE THEY DO.

WOMEN TAKE UP LESS SPACE WHEN THEY TALK, USING ONLY THEIR HEAD, FEET AND HANDS. MEN TEND TO USE WHOLE BODY MOVEMENTS AND WIDER POSITIONS.

WOMEN MAKE 3 TIMES MORE PERSONAL CALLS THAN MEN. WOMEN'S CALLS USUALLY LAST LONGER. A TYPICAL WOMAN'S CALL LASTS 20 MINUTES. A MAN'S LASTS SIX MINUTES.

PRE-SCHOOL GIRLS, ON AVERAGE, TAKE 1 AND A HALF MINUTES SAYING GOODBYE TO THEIR MOM WHEN BEING DROPPED OFF. PRE-SCHOOL BOY'S GOODBYES TAKE 30 SECONDS.

OVER 83% OF MEN WILL ROOT FOR THE UNDERDOG TEAM IF THEIR TEAM IS NOT IN THE SUPER BOWL. MOST MEN WILL NOT LEAVE THEIR SEAT WHILE WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL EXCEPT FOR:

1) TO GO TO THE BATHROOM- 67%
2) TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT- 55%
3) TO GET A BEER- 35%

90% OF ALL HALLMARK CARDS ARE BOUGHT BY WOMEN.

85% OF MEN CHANNEL SURF. 60% OF WOMEN DO. MEN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT LESS THAN WOMEN WHEN SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT - 66% LESS.

68% OF TEEN GIRLS SAY IF THEY COULD CHANGE ONE PART OF THEIR BODY, IT WOULD BE THEIR STOMACH.

SURVEY SAYS

QUESTION FROM FAMILY FEUD (ASKED OF 100 MARRIED WOMEN):

YOUR HUSBAND MAY NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BUT HE DOES HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR WITH SOMETHING. WHAT IS IT?

1) HIS SPORTS- 32
2) HIS CAR- 17
3) COMPUTER/GAMES- 8
4) HIS JOB- 6
5) HIS DOG/PET- 6
6) HIS FOOD- 4

MEN, WOMEN, AND STATISTICS

RESEARCHERS HAVE FOUND THAT MEN ARE ABLE TO BENCH-PRESS AN AVERAGE OF 41 POUNDS MORE WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS WATCHING.

30% OF MEN SAY THEY SEND INSTANT MESSAGES WHILE NAKED; WHILE 12% OF WOMEN SAY THEY DO THE SAME.

WOMEN WHO PLAY TEAM SPORTS ARE HAPPIER WITH THEIR BODIES THAN THOSE WHO DON'T.

51% OF MEN SAY THEY ENVY MALE FRIENDS WHO HAVE BIGGER TV SCREENS.

49% OF FEMALE MBA GRADUATES ADMIT TO FLIRTING TO TRY TO ADVANCE THEIR CAREER.

MEN LOSE ABOUT 40 HAIRS A DAY. WOMEN LOSE ABOUT 70 HAIRS A DAY.

AT ONE POINT, THE CELTIC ARMY HAD MORE WOMEN THAN MEN.

MORE MEN REMEMBER TO LOCK THE DOOR WHEN THEY LEAVE THEIR RESIDENCE, BUT MORE WOMEN REMEMBER TO LEAVE THE OUTSIDE LIGHTS ON.

MEN CAN READ SMALL PRINT BETTER THAN WOMEN.

WOMEN'S INTUITION?????
FOUR MEN WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE FATAL VOYAGE OF THE TITANIC MISSED THE BOAT BECAUSE THE WOMEN IN THEIR LIVES HAD A PREMONITION OF DANGER AND BEGGED THEM NOT TO GO.

IN 3 CASES, IT WAS THEIR WIVES, THE 4TH WAS HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW.

ACCORDING TO LONGEVITY MAGAZINE, 50% OF MARRIED MEN AND WOMEN DO NOT CONSIDER THEIR SPOUSE AS THEIR BEST-EVER LOVER.

WOMEN NURSES EARN MORE ANNUALLY THAN MEN NURSES (ABOUT 5% MORE).

IN A POLL FOR ELEXA (I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS!) WOMEN WRE GIVEN A LIST OF FEMALE CELEBRITIES AND ASKED TO CHECK OFF THE ONES THEY'D LIKE TO "RESEMBLE SEXUALLY". THE RESULTS:

ANGELINA JOLIE.......27%
HALLE BERRY.......19%
JENNIFER ANISTON.......12%

PARTICIPANTS COULD CHOOSE AS MANY OR AS FEW STARS AS THEY WANTED; ALMOST HALF CHOSE NOT TO LOOK LIKE ANY OF THEM.

SURVEY SAYS

QUESTION FROM "FAMILY FEUD" (ASKED OF 100 WOMEN):

"WHAT DO MEN TALK ABOUT THAT YOU PRETEND YOU'RE INTERESTED IN?"

1. SPORTS: 68
2. CARS: 12
3. JOBS/WORK: 7
4. SEX: 5
5. POLITICS: 2

TRACKING TIME

FOR WHATEVER REASON, WOMEN USE AND KEEP CALENDARS MORE OFTEN THAN MEN.
WOMEN, IN EVERY CALENDAR CATEGORY, OUTNUMBER MEN......

PAPER CALENDAR: 91% WOMEN. 77% MEN.
ELECTRONIC CALENDAR: 38% WOMEN. 24% MEN.
WALL CALENDAR: 63% WOMEN. 52% MEN.
DESK CALENDAR: 53% WOMEN. 45% MEN.
POCKET CALENDAR: 38% WOMEN. 18% MEN.

MEN VS. WOMEN- THE FACTS OF LIFE

THE AVERAGE ADULT AMERICAN MAN RECEIVES SIX CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

THE MOST COMMON WOMAN'S SHOE SIZE IS 7 AND 1/2.

89% OF ALL COSMETIC SURGERY IS DONE ON WOMEN.

EGYPTIAN MALE MUMMIES WERE ALWAYS CIRCIMCISED.

MOST WOMEN SLEEP ON THEIR BACK. MOST MEN SLEEP ON THEIR STOMACH.

WOMEN HAVE WIDER PERIPHERAL VISION THAN MEN.

40% OF AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE ASKED A MAN OUT ON A DATE. 93% GOT A "YES" REPLY.

AMONG AMERICAN MEN, THOSE WITH THE HIGHEST INCOME ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE OVERWEIGHT.
AMONG AMERICAN WOMEN, THOSE WITH THE LOWEST INCOME ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE OVERWEIGHT.

ASKED OF MEN: "HOW QUICKLY AFTER MEETING A WOMAN DO YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER?"
30%.........................FIRST 10 MINUTES
47%........AT THE END OF THE FIRST DATE
29%...............ONLY AFTER A FEW DATES

SLEEP TIGHT

4% OF MEN SUFFER FROM DESTRUCTIVE SLEEP APNEA. 2% OF WOMEN DO.

HOURS SLEEP MOST (NIGHTLY):
OVER 65: MEN 9.0 HOURS. WOMEN 8.8. HOURSAGES 15-19: BOYS 9.7. HOURS. GIRLS 9.3 HOURS
IN EVERY OTHER AGE GROUP, WOMEN GET MORE SLEEP NIGHTLY, ON AVERAGE, THAN MEN.

SPEAKING OF SLEEP, MEN'S AND WOMEN'S DREAMS:
SOMEONE OF SAME SEX: MEN 67%. WOMEN 48%
FAMILIAR SETTINGS: MEN 52%. WOMEN 79%
NEGATIVE EMOTIONS (SUCH AS ANGER): MEN 80%. WOMEN 77%
SEX: MEN 12%. WOMEN 4%

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES

83% OF AMERICANS SAY THEY "NEVER EXERCISE AT ALL" ON ANY GIVEN DAY, BUT OF THOSE WHO DO EXERCISE:

MEN AVERAGE 1 HOUR 58 MINUTES OF EXERCISE DAILY
WOMEN AVERAGE 1 HOUR AND 14 MINUTES A DAY.

PERCENTAGE OF MALES WHO SAY THEY WOULD BE FLATTERED IF A COWORKER ASKED THEM TO HAVE SEX: 66%
PERCENTAGE OF FEMALES WHO WOULD BE INSULTED IF A COWORKER DID THE SAME: 66%

PERCENTAGE OF WOMEN OLDER THAN 75 WHO SAY THEY "WOULD BE QUITE HAPPY TO NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN": 36%
PERCENTAGE OF MEN OLDER THAN 75 WHO SAY THEY "WOULD BE QUITE HAPPY NEVER TO HAVE SEX AGAIN": 5%

NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS THE AVERAGE MALE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE OVER A LIFETIME: 18
NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS THE AVERAGE WOMAN WOULD LIKE TO HAVE OVER A LIFETIME: 4 TO 5